BGM：The Oogum Boogum Song - Brenton Wood
我和你一样 I'm just like you.
我的生活在大部分方面都很正常 For the most part, my life is totally normal.
- 生日快乐 - 不会吧 - Happy birthday. - No!
我爸是那种帅到没朋友的四分卫 My dad was the annoyingly handsome quarterback
娶的还是位火辣的优秀毕业生 who married the hot valedictorian.
更厉害的是 他们的辉煌人生并没有止步高中 And, no, they didn't peak in high school.
我有个我非常喜欢的妹妹 I have a sister I actually like.
当然这点我是不会告诉她的 Not that I'd ever tell her that.
去年 她在看了两百集《顶级大厨》之后 And last year, and 200 episodes of Chopped ago...
下定决心要成为一名大厨 she decided she wanted to be a chef.
我们也就顺理成章地成了她的小白鼠 Which means we're pretty much all her test subjects now.
* 迷人的小短裙 * * Cute mini skirt *
* 配上你哥哥松垮的衬衫 * * With your brother's sloppy shirt *
* 我得承认姑娘 我喜欢坏了 * * I admit it, girl, that I can dig it *
辣不辣 杰克 Is it spicy, Jack?
天哪 没事吧你 Oh! Gracious. Oh, my gosh.
然后就是我的朋友们 And then there's my friends.
这两位我老早就认识了 Two of them, I've known since pretty much the beginning of time.
- 最晚最晚也不超过幼儿园 - 别 别 - Or at least kindergarten. - No. No.
- 不好意思 - 看我的 - Oh! Sorry! - Okay. How 'bout that?
这位我几个月前刚遇到 One of them, I just met a few months ago,
但一见如故 but it feels like I've known her forever.
朋友会做的事我们都做 We do everything friends do.
我们会一起喝的冰咖啡 We drink way too much iced coffee,
一起看九十年代的烂片 一起去华夫饼屋闲逛 watch bad '90s movies and hang out at Waffle House
一起梦想大学生活 一起大口吃面点 dreaming of college and gorging on carbs.
* 你让我像个小丑一样做着怪事 * * You got me doin' funny things, like a clown *
* 瞧瞧我啊 * * Just look at me *
离毕业还有208天
* 当你穿上你的喇叭裤 * * When you wear your bell-bottom pants... *
* 我只是站在那里恍惚 * * I just stand there in a trance *
开头说过 So, like I said,
* 动弹不得 * * I can't move *
我和你一样 I'm just like you.
我的人生就是个大写加粗的“正常” I have a totally, perfectly normal life.
只不过我还有个惊天大秘密 Except I have one huge-ass secret.
* 现在拿出你的狠劲儿来 * * Now go on with your bad self *
* 呜吼 请饶了我 饶了我吧 * * Ooh, ooh, now mercy, mercy on me *
嘿 早啊 哦 Hey! Morning! Oh!
- 嘿 - 抱歉 - Hey! - Sorry.
没想到你在打飞机啊 I didn't realize you were masturbating.
嗯嗯 很好笑 Yeah, very funny.
你妹妹正在楼下做一种 Your sister's downstairs making some
从顶级大厨里学来的高级馅饼 la-di-da pancake thing she saw on Top Chef,
我们最好去赏个脸 so we should probably go eat that.
可以可以 我马上下去 Great. I'll be down in just a second.
好 不过要先等你搜完 Okay. Right after you finish searching the internet for...
Gigi Hadid 美国名模
吉吉·哈比波的内衣照对吧 lingerie photos of Gigi Habib?
是哈迪德 It's Hadid.
是哦 没想到她还是你女朋友呢 Right. I didn't realize she was your girlfriend.
好了好了 早点弄完下楼吧 All right, finish up here.
知道了 You got me.
大家早啊 Morning, guys.
西蒙 赶紧坐下吧亲爱的 Simon, have a seat, honey.
- 早上好 西蒙 - 你得吃早饭 Morning, Simon. You gotta eat your breakfast.
求你别再告诉我 Please don't tell me
早餐是一天中最重要的一顿饭了 that breakfast is the most important meal of the day
这理论也太老土了 说点新鲜的 because that is just so cliché. You're better than that.
我想说的是吃早饭有助于减少低密度脂蛋白胆固醇 I was gonna say breakfast lowers LDL cholesterol
防止可能会导致二型糖尿病的 and prevents fluctuating glucose levels
血糖水平波动 that lead to type two diabetes.
说得好 Touché.
诺拉 这些也太好吃了 Nora. These are incredible.
玉米烙饼加糖渍黑莓 Cornmeal pancakes with blackberry compote.
只是还不够脆 But they're not crumbly enough.
行了行了 已经很完美了 Stop it. They're perfect.
吃吧 比伯 Eat up, Bieber.
可能是粉没放够 Okay, I didn't put very much powder...
- 我先走一步 - 西蒙再见 - See you, guys. - See you, Simon.
嘿 亲爱的 记得七点前回来 今晚要一起看电视的 Hey, honey. Be back by seven! It's TV night.
嘿 Hey!
早啊 Morning!
我叫西蒙 我就住这儿 It's Simon! I live right here!
你的靴子真好看 I like your boots!
好吧 那回见啦 Okay, bye!
该死 God damn it.
爱你，西蒙
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BGM：Rollercoaster - Bleachers
* 遇见你是在夏日的一天 * * It was summer When I saw your face *
* 你像个离家出走的青少年 * * Looked like a teenage Runaway... *
哟 哟 Yo! Yo!
昨天做了个超疯狂的梦 Had the craziest dream last night.
嘿 尼克 你哪天的梦不疯狂 Hey, Nick, you have the craziest dream every night.
你先听我说完 我梦到自己在一个山洞里 You don't understand. I'm in this cave, right?
也可能是外太空 Or maybe it's in outer space.
贝克汉姆也在 拿着一副 David Beckham is there with these two contact lenses
一蓝一红的隐形眼镜 就像《黑客帝国》里的 and then like, blue one or red one, like he's a sexy
帅哥墨菲斯 Morpheus from Matrix.
我不知道该选哪个 And I don't know which one to pick.
也不知道拿来干嘛 I don't know what to do with these things.
我的天 你们看到今天河林八卦论坛新发的动态了吗 Oh, my God. Have you guys seen CreekSecrets today?
首先 你太沉迷那个博客了 First of all, you are obsessed with that blog, so...
但贝卡·彼得森显然 Okay, but apparently, Becca Peterson
在泳池里给瑞安·奥多诺万来了发手活 got caught giving Ryan O'Donovan an HJ in the pool.
所以他们才把泳池抽干 That's the real reason they drained it.
我的天 真该给清洁工涨涨工资了 - Man, our janitor needs a raise.
外加一针HPV疫苗 And an HPV vaccine.
莉娅 我昨天做了个梦 Leah, I have this dream, right?
尼克 我们不是说好了吗 Nick, we have a rule, remember?
喝咖啡前不许分析梦境 No analyzing dreams before coffee.
嗨 麻烦能来四杯冰咖啡吗 Hi, could we get four iced coffees, please?
能给艾比的加点奶吗 她喜欢牛奶 Oh, could you get Abby's with milk? She likes milk.
- 一杯加奶 - 你成给她端咖啡的了？ - One with milk. - What are you, her barista?
记得加奶又不难 It's not hard to remember "with milk."
谢谢 Thank you.
* 嘿 我不再是从前的我了 * * Hey I'm never the same *
* 时速一百迈 泥路上飞驰 * * It's a hundred miles an hour on a dirt road running away *
嘿 Hey!
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
哦 谢谢 没咖啡我真的要死 Oh, thank you. I am figuratively dying.
艾比 我我昨晚梦见自己 So, Abby, last night I dreamt
戴错了隐形眼镜 I put the wrong contacts in my eyes.
又做梦了啊 你简直就是 - Another dream. You're like... - Hmm.
就是弗洛伊德 You're like the love child of
和C罗的合体 Sigmund Freud and Cristiano Ronaldo.
- 我的天 - 谢谢夸奖 - Oh, my God. -Thanks.
是这样的 我什么都看不见 Now, look. I can't see anything
在山洞里跌跌撞撞 and I'm stumbling around in this cave,
碰到了什么东西 然后我就醒了 crashing into stuff, and then, I wake up.
- 就这些 - 对 - That's it? - Yeah.
可能是因为你没看清 Maybe it's something that you're not seeing clearly.
可能是某个近在眼前的东西 Like something that's, like, right in front of your face.
我没看见什么 What am I not seeing?
谁知道 No idea.
噢 噢 Ooh! Ooh!
BGM：Love Me - The 1975
* 嘿 你愿不愿意 * * Hey, would you like to *
* 时不时向窗外看看 * * Look outside sometimes? *
* 不 我情愿在网上和朋友玩 * * No, I'm just with my friends online *
* 而且有些事情需要我们去改变 * * And there's things we'd like to change... *
我们万圣节应该扮成性感的神奇宝贝 We should be hot Pokémon for Halloween.
- 可以啊 - 但我要当放荡小火龙 - Oh, yeah. - But I get to be slutty Charmander.
围巾很酷炫嘛 伊桑 Cool scarf, Ethan.
但愿不要被卡进你的阴道里 Hope it doesn't get caught in your vagina.
你挑工装裤的眼光也不赖嘛 Great choice on the cargo pants, by the way.
T.J. Maxx：美国最大的打折零售商
审美好像被T.J. Maxx给轮了一样 It looks like you got gangbanged by a T.J. Maxx.
随你怎么说 死基佬 Whatever, fag.
讲真 这种对话 Honestly, it's just
完全是在浪费我的口水 not even a challenge anymore.
一群傻蛋 Dicks.
希望伊桑能给他们点颜色瞧瞧 Wish Ethan wouldn't make it so easy for them.
对 在我以前呆的那个学校 Yeah, well, at my old school,
这种对话发展到最后会变成拿刀干架的 that would have been settled with a knife fight.
早上好 河林高中的同学们 Good morning, Creekwood High!
赶紧关机吧 Come on, phones off!
手机之外的世界更精彩 There's a whole world to look at!
多跟别人进行一下眼神交流 You can look people in the eyes!
哦 耶 Gah! Yeah.
别自拍了 你可不止这点出息 Stop with the selfies. You're not all that.
- 午餐见 - 好 - I'll see you guys at lunch. - Yeah.
哇哦 小西蒙 Wow! Simonay.
新鞋不错嘛 兄弟 Look at those new kicks, my brother.
哪儿买的呀 我也想来一双 Where'd you get those? Where could I get a pair of those?
- 我忘了 抱歉 - 你忘了 - I forget. Sorry. - You forget?
就告诉我一下牌子嘛 Come on, you gotta let me know the brand!
我要跟你做运动鞋好基友 I want to be sneaker brothers.
又被我发现手机啦 你们的手机现在在谁手上呢 Oh, I see more phones! Who took your phones now?
是我 我 都在我手上啦 想拿回去的话欢迎来我办公室 Me! Me! Me took your phones now! You can get 'em at my office!
我不敢相信还有两周就要闭卷考了 I can't believe we have to be off book, in like, two weeks.
音乐剧<歌厅>的女主角
说真的 萨利·鲍尔斯永远闭不上她那张臭嘴 Seriously, Sally Bowles never shuts the F up.
现在你希望和我一样平庸了吗 Don't you wish you were talentless like me?
看我给你露两手 Here. Let me show you a thing or two.
因为这样你就可以像 Because then you could just be living
八号公司成员一样混日子了 the easy life as company member number eight.
嘿 嘿 嘿 Well, well, well...
这不是我的演员同行们嘛 If it isn't my fellow thespians.
嘿 马丁 Hey, Martin.
嘿 斯皮尔 嘿 艾比 Hey, Spier. Hey, Abby.
嗨 Hi.
期待等会和你一起排练哦 Excited to rehearse with you later.
哦对了 你知道么 Hey, uh, so, fun fact.
卡巴莱歌舞表演的原型其实是一部叫 You know that Cabaret was actually based off a play
我是摄像机的剧 called I Am Camera?
我是摄像机的原型则是小说 Then I Am a Camera was based off this novel
《告别柏林》 called Goodbye to Berlin.
而《告别柏林》则取材于 And Goodbye to Berlin was actually based off
著名英美小说家 作品多以同性恋为主题
克里斯托弗·艾什伍德 Christopher Isherwood's
在柏林的早年经历 early years in Berlin.
厉害啊 我先去指导教室了 Wow. That's awesome. I have homeroom.
好 Yeah. All right.
她似乎还挺感兴趣的 Well, I think she found that interesting.
回见 马丁 Bye, Martin.
回见 哥们 Bye, big boy.
苏拉杰 就现在 Suraj! Now.
快点 你知道流程的 Come on. You know the drill.
我想到了 《婚外情事》怎么样 I've had an inspiration. How about The Affair?
不行不行 《婚外情事》不适合全家一起看 No. No. We cannot watch The Affair as a family.
为什么不呢 Why not?
因为这剧从头到尾都在讲性生活 Because it's all about sex.
看别人做爱还真是天理不容呢 Oh, well, God forbid we should watch people make love.
哦天 Oh, God.
老天 你们也太禁欲了 Oh, my God. You guys are so repressed.
别对我们做心理分析行吗 我们不是你的病人 Don't therapize us, okay? We are not your patients.
- 我们是你的家人 -这倒是没错 - We're your family. - That's true.
如果你们是我的病人 你们会正常得多 If you were my patients, you'd be much more well-adjusted.
- 真是分析得我们无地自容啊 - 谢了 - Oh. Nice therapy burn, baby. - Thank you.
话说我们好像没看上周的《单身汉》哎 You know what we didn't see last week's episode of The Bachelor.
那家伙是怎么上的节目 How did that guy even become the bachelor?
怎么说 Why?
他显然是同性恋啊 Well, he's clearly gay.
- 他不是 - 是吗 No, he's not. Really?
- 他那么帅 - 那场约会记得吗 - He's handsome. - That date, where he took the girl
他带女孩去那个制作专属香水的地方 to the "make your own perfume" place?
爸 约会都是制片人策划的 Dad! The producers plan those dates.
他也太基了吧 基得不行 He is so fruity. He's so fruity.
他一个人就能撑起一场骄傲游行 你认真的吗 He's a one-man pride parade. Are you kidding me?
- 他跟克里斯·哈里森 - 你别说了 - He has more chemistry - Just stop it.
的火花明显多过其他所有女孩 with Chris Harrison than any of those girls.
等会我要给你看点东西 After this, I gotta show you something.
好吗 我们看《美国谍梦》吧 Okay? Let's watch The Americans.
你每集都得坐我旁边 Every single episode, you here next to me.
你妈决定我们今年 So your mother decided that we should make
要亲手给对方准备结婚纪念日礼物 each other anniversary presents this year.
说是这样才能表示心意什么的 You know, so they came from the heart, or some crap.
总之 我最后弄出来了这个 Anyway, I decided to come up with this bad boy.
你瞧瞧 Look at this.
杰克·斯皮尔影业荣誉出品 I present to you, a Jack Spier production.
Emily 和 Jack 20周年纪念
* 我不用成为这个世界的主宰 * * I don't need to be the king of the world *
这里这里 Wait, wait.
你瞧瞧 Look at that!
真是绝了 Oh, it's so good.
* 只要我还是这个小女孩的英雄 * * As long as I'm the hero of this little girl *
看这里 这里 Look at this. Wait, wait, wait.
* 天堂就不会太遥远 * * Heaven isn't too far away *
好的了解了 Yup. Okay.
你干嘛 What are you...
听我说 这是你们的二十周年纪念日 Look, this is your 20th anniversary,
我就跟你直说了吧 so I'm gonna be super real with you right now.
这看上去就是个四年级小学生做的 This looks like a fourth grader made it.
还不是班里最聪明的四年级学生 And not even the smartest fourth grader in the class.
顶多是个中不溜 Just, like, a deeply average fourth grader.
你什么意思 明明棒呆了好吗 What are you talking about? This is amazing.
我用了渐入 溶解 I got fade-ins. I got dissolves.
- 超美的 - 先起来一下 - This is beautiful. - Get up for a second.
我来帮你 相信我 I'll help you. Trust me.
我们可以搞定的 只要加入 We can make this good. We just gotta put in...
一些家庭短片 you know, some home video.
再来一些更好的音乐 Maybe put in some better music.
- 更好的音乐 - 我们年轻那会儿这首可红了 -"Better music"? -This was huge when we were young.
美国老牌喜剧演员 后因涉嫌性侵被起诉
知道 那时候比尔·科斯皮也红 Yeah. So was Bill Cosby.
BGM：Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks
- 嘿 - 你看到新帖子了吗 - Hey. - Have you seen the new post?
还没 啥 我天 No. What? Oh, my God.
我反正再也不去那个泳池了 You know, I'm never getting back in that pool again.
等下 不是啦 是关于学校里那个深柜的 Wait, no. About the closeted gay kid at school.
啥玩意 What?
已经在河林八卦论坛上了 Yeah, it's on CreekSecrets.
* 人们形色匆忙 让我头晕目眩 * * People so busy makes me feel dizzy *
* 出租车灯光亮得刺眼 * * Taxi light shines so bright... *
你觉得是谁 Who do you think it is?
我打赌是高二那个戴无框眼镜的家伙 I bet it's that sophomore with the rimless glasses.
我能感觉到 I get a vibe.
- 对了 - 嗯哼 - Actually. - Hmm.
说不定是帕克·奥马里 Maybe it's Parker O'Malley.
我听说他沉迷《悲惨世界》 I've heard he's, like, obsessed with Les Mis.
我天 真要命 我先挂了 Oh, gosh. Jeez. I gotta go.
比伯刚在地板上拉了一坨 Bieber just took a dump on the floor.
啊 比宝 Aw, Beebs.
- 喂他点米饭 - 我等会给你回 - Feed him some rice... - Can I call you back?
有时候我觉得自己像被困在了摩天轮上 "Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck on a Ferris wheel.
前一刻还在世界之巅 One minute I'm on top of the world,
下一刻就跌落谷底 and the next, I'm at rock bottom.
日复一日 循环往复 Over and over, all day long.
因为我的生活在大部分方面都很棒 Because a lot of my life is great,
只是没人知道我是同性恋 but nobody knows I'm gay.
蓝 Blue."
* 只要我凝望着滑铁卢的日落 * * As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset *
* 我就身处天堂 * * I am in paradise *
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* 但彻骨寒冷 在夜晚时分 * * But chilly, chilly is the evening time *
* 滑铁卢日落真美 滑铁卢日落真美 * * Waterloo sunset's fine Waterloo sunset's fine *
* Terry和Julie相会在滑铁卢车站 * * Terry meets Julie Waterloo Station *
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* 在每个周五 * * Every Friday night *
* 但我无心出门 不想出去闲逛 * * But I am so lazy, don't want to wander... *
蓝 好吧 Blue. Okay.
* 但我并不感到害怕 * * But I don't feel afraid *
亲爱的蓝 我和你一样 Dear Blue, I'm just like you.
我的生活在大部分方面都很正常 For the most part, my life is totally normal.
我爸是那种帅到没朋友的四分卫 My dad was the annoyingly handsome quarterback
娶的还是位火辣的优秀毕业生 who married the hot valedictorian.
更厉害的是 他们的辉煌人生并没有止步高中 And no, they didn't peak in high school.
我有个非常喜欢的妹妹 当然这点我是不会告诉她的 I have a sister I actually like. Not that I'd ever tell her that.
然后就是我的朋友们 And then, there's my friends.
朋友会做的事我们都做 我们喝好多好多 We do everything friends do. We drink way too much...
开头说过 我和你一样 So, like I said, I'm just like you.
我的人生就是个大写加粗的“正常” I have a totally, perfectly normal life.
只不过我还有个惊天大秘密 Except I have one huge-ass secret.
* 只要他们凝望着滑铁卢的日落 * * As long as they gaze on Waterloo sunset *
* 他们就如同身在天堂 * * They are in paradise *
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* 滑铁卢日落真美 滑铁卢日落真美 * * Waterloo sunset's fine Waterloo sunset's fine *
嘿 早啊 Hey. Morning.
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没回复 Nothin'.
我们要讨论的是数学 Math is what we're talking about.
有没有人能告诉我如何计算 Can anyone answer for me how we find the value
我写在黑板上的 of "d-y by d-x"
dy除以dx的值 that I have written up on the board?
有没有人想 很好 西蒙 Does anyone want to... Yes! Simon.
我能去卫生间吗 Can I go to the bathroom?
当然 西蒙 Sure, Simon.
谢谢 Thanks.
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西蒙 西蒙 Simon. Simon.
- 嗯 - 我能吃点你的薯条吗 - Yeah. - Can I get some fries?
当然 Oh, yeah.
我跟你讲 橡木虎 I'm telling you, the Oakwood Tigers
能进那么多球是因为他们刮了腿毛 score so many goals because they shave their legs.
加勒特 我是不会刮腿毛的 Garrett, I'm not gonna shave my legs.
这样踢球会更符合空气动力学 It makes their kicks more aerodynamic.
- 我们可以再多做点波比运动 兄弟 - 随便啦 布拉姆 - We can just do extra burpees, man. - Whatever, Bram.
朋友们 我刚刚在沙拉里发现了一片假指甲 Guys, I just found a press-on nail in my salad.
黛比 Debbie.
为什么学校里没有手机信号啊 Why is there no cell reception at this school?
忍不了了 I swear to God.
小西蒙 小西蒙 嘿 Simonay, Simonay. Hey.
你干啥呢 走廊里不能发短信 What are you doing? You can't text in the halls.
我都跟你说了多少遍了 How many times have I told you that?
我可不能让学生们都去逛探探 I can't have all my students Tindering it up.
这可是我的专利 That's my department.
没错 Right.
说真的 It actually is.
我在探探上约到个辣妹 就今晚 I got a really hot date on Tinder tonight.
她超可爱的 She is cute!
副校长怎么能出去约会呢 太恶心了 "Ew! Vice principals can't go on dates. That's gross."
我们也是人啊 西蒙 We're people too, Simon.
我们也想出门找找乐子 We like to go out. We like to have a good time.
我们也想要性生活 没什么大不了对吧 We like to have sex. That's not a big deal, right?
是啊 没错 完全同意 Yeah, no. No biggie at all.
知道吗 我一直都你当普通人看的 Actually, you know, I totally see you as a person.
谢谢 我很感动 Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah.
- 非常感谢 - 不客气 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
说真的 Seriously.
我可以拿回手机了吗 Could I just get my phone though?
不行 抱歉我得在舞台剧排练结束之后 No. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to keep it
才能还给你 until after play practice.
排练结束后你就能 But you will get your precious
拿回你的小宝贝了 我说话算话 after play practice, okay? I promise.
演出排练的怎么样了 So how's play practice going?
- 嗯 很好 - 奥尔布赖特小姐还好吗 - Great. Yeah, it's... - How's Ms. Albright?
她很好啊 Sh‘e's good.
她很好吗 她不喜欢男人 She's good? She doesn't like men.
* 欢迎您啊 欢迎您 * * Willkommen, bienvenue *
* 欢迎来到歌厅 * * Welcome im cabaret *
* 来歌厅吧 来歌厅 * * Au cabaret, to cabaret *
好吧 Okay.
我不是鼓掌 手有点累了 Those aren't actual claps. My hands are tired!
好 好吧 Okay! All right.
这 That was...
卡尔 你说 这 Cal, help me. That was...
这只是个开始 That was a start?
这只是个开始 就是这样 That was a start! It's what it was.
只是个开始 That was a start.
你们知道吗 沃斯先生告诉我说 无论天赋如何 You know, when Mr. Worth told me that no student,
没有一个学生 regardless of talent...
会在我的演出里受冷落 我有点怀疑 ...was to be left out of my production, I had my doubts.
是的 我怀疑 Yes, I did.
嗯 Yeah.
就这样 这就是我要讲的 That's it. That's my whole speech.
奥尔布赖特小姐 Ms. Albright.
哎 Hi.
这是有史以来舞台上最大的车祸现场 That was the biggest train wreck our stage has ever seen.
罗卜和布里安整首歌 And Rob and Brianne were practically
其实都在接吻 dry humping the whole song.
喔 我看到了 Oh, I saw.
庆功晚会再吻好吗 Save the kissing for the cast party. All right?
这是在打仗 你们是纳粹 好吗 要多点愤怒 This is war. You're Nazis. Okay? More anger.
苏拉杰 别把放那喇叭当你的丁丁了 Suraj, stop pretending that trumpet is your penis!
兄弟啊 My boy.
那是租来的 It is a rental.
我在《狮子王》里当过群演 我现在就这样 I was an extra in The Lion King, and this is where I am.
嗨 几点了 Hey. What time is it?
从你上次问我到现在才10分钟 一边去 Ten minutes since the last time you asked. Go.
一 二 三 四 One! Two! Three! Four!
我要杀了你 I will kill you.
嗨 嗨 嗨 嗨 嗨 Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yo!
- 沃斯先生 - 嗨 怎么了 小朋友 - Mr. Worth. - Hey, what's up, my brother?
嗨 来拿我的手机 Hey, just here for my phone.
喔 对对 你来拿手机 Oh, of course you are. Of course you are.
没手机的时候感觉如何 How'd you enjoy being unplugged?
还好 It was great.
- 还好 是吗 - 对 - Great, right? - Yeah.
朋友 这不是生活 玩手机 This isn't life, man. This is plugged.
- 不玩手机 - 嗯哼 - This is unplugged. - Mm-hmm.
- 玩 不玩 - 嗯 - Plugged. Unplugged. - Yep.
好吧 西蒙 我知道对你有点严苛了 真的 All right, Simon, I know that I'm hard on you. I really do.
但这是因为你身上我看到了自己 真的 But it's only 'cause I really see myself in you.
额 你知道 我可能没这么觉得 Uh... You know, I don't know if I'd say that.
不 我真看到了 很明显 很明显 No, I see it, it's obvious. It's obvious.
我知道 这里 I know there's a lot
想法很多 朋友 嗯 going on there, man. Yup.
我猜你肯定有好多疑惑 And I bet you got a lot of questions.
你有什么想跟我说的吗 Is there something you wanna say to me?
- 没有 - 你知道我的态度哈 No. You know my policy.
这写的什么 What does it say?
- 广开言路 - 广开言路 - "Open door. Open ears." - "Open door. Open ears."
你没什么想说的吗 There's nothing you want to say?
- 没有 - 你确定吗 - Nope. - You sure?
- 嗯 - 好吧 - Yeah. - Okay.
- 不过标语很棒 - 谢谢 - It's a great sign though. - Thank you.
谢谢 别一边发短信一边开车 Thank you. Now don't text and drive.
我的猫咪就因这个死了 That's how my cat got murdered.
好的 Okay.
我开玩笑的 我没有养猫 我有哮喘 I'm just kidding. I don't have cats. I got asthma.
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秘密是吗 A secret, huh?
和我的秘密一样吗 Is it the same as my secret?
如果是 你是什么时候知道的 If it is, when did you know?
你跟其他人说过吗 蓝 Have you told anyone? Blue.
走了 Okay.
没有 蓝 我没跟任何人说过 No, Blue. I haven't told anyone.
说真的 我都不知道为什么 And, honestly, I can't even really explain why.
女性只想要基本的权利 女权即人权
我心里知道我家人不会介意的 Deep down, I know my family would be fine with it.
嗨 哪个词和父权制押韵啊 Hey, what rhymes with "patriarchy"?
打倒夫权制
但上面写的不是父权制 That says "patriachy" though.
喔 该死 Oh, shit.
我妈妈一直都信仰自由 My mom's about as liberal as they come.
我爸爸也不是大男子主义 And my dad isn't exactly the macho type.
我是说 河林的出柜同志 I mean, Creekwood's resident out-gay kid
似乎过得还很好 seems to be doing just fine.
伊桑出柜时 都没什么人在意 When Ethan came out, no one even cared.
各位 我有事情要告诉你们 Guys, I have something to tell you.
我是同性恋 I'm gay.
哇哦 真的吗 太棒了 伊桑 Wow, really? That's really great, Ethan.
喔 天呐 不会吧 Oh, my God. No way.
喔 天呐 真的吗 我都没看出来 Oh, my God, you are? I had no idea.
真是个惊喜 What a complete surprise!
有点过了 克莱尔 Too much, Claire.
至于我怎么知道我是同性恋的 As for how I knew I was gay,
就说来话长了 it was a bunch of little things.
我反复做一个梦 Like this one recurring dream
我一直梦到丹尼尔·拉德克利夫 I kept having about Daniel Radcliffe.
连续一个月里每天晚上都梦到他 And then proceeded to have every night for a month.
2004年成立于加州的另类摇滚乐队
我还迷恋过迪斯科乐队的帕尼克 I was obsessed with Panic! at the Disco.
控制不住啊 他太帅了 太帅了 I can't. He's so cute. He's so cute.
他 He's...
真的 他就像白马王子 Come on, he's like Jesus and chocolate.
快看他 Just look at him.
然后我意识到 Then I realized
我并不是喜欢他的音乐 it really wasn't about the music.
之后 出现了我第一位女朋友 And then there was my first girlfriend.
我觉得我爱上你了 I think I'm falling in love with you.
哇哦 谢谢 马上回来 Wow. Thank you. Be right back.
那不是我最骄傲的时刻 Wasn't my proudest moment.
回来接我 他们开始喝酒了
天哪 我马上到
妈妈
你呢 你怎么知道的 How 'bout you? How did you know?
亲切地 雅克 Warmly, Jacques.
温柔地 雅克 Fondly, Jacques.
雅克 Jacques.
雅克 别担心 Jacques, don't worry.
如果你最骄傲的时候是在中学 If your proudest moment happened in middle school,
那还真是有点悲哀 that would be pretty sad.
我呢 是在看《权利的游戏》的时候 For me, I realized I liked guys
发现自己喜欢同性 watching Game of Thrones.
我朋友都凝神屏气 My friends were all holding their breath
等着看龙母的胸 waiting to see the Dragon Princess's boobs.
我却有点痴迷雪诺 I was crushing hard on Jon Snow.
好吧 我从来没有告诉过别人 Well, I've never told anyone
我有喜欢过丹尼尔·拉德克利夫 所以现在扯平了 about my Daniel Radcliffe phase so now we're even.
说真的 And for the record,
我觉得雪诺作为你性启蒙对象 I think Jon Snow is an excellent choice
简直完美 for your sexual awakening.
所以 我如果想在学校找到你 So I guess, if I want to find you at school
我可以先找找权游的粉丝了 I just have to look for the Game of Thrones fanatic.
让雪下吧
抱歉女士们 我是一名守夜人
让雪下吧
哇哦 Wow.
2002年于法国组建的电子乐队
我正在听M83专辑里的"重逢" I was just listening to that M83 song "Reunion,"
想起了你 and it made me think of you.
你可能会觉得我音乐品味太差劲了 You'll probably think my music taste is lame.
我和我姨莎莉品味差不多 Kind of have the same taste as my Aunt Sally
她喜欢剧场音乐 who loves show tunes.
显然 我跟你说的一些事情 Obviously, some of the things I've told you about myself
从来没跟别人提起过 are things I've never talked about with anyone.
你让我有种敞开心扉的冲动 There's something about you that makes me want to open up.
这让我有点害怕 And that's slightly terrifying for me.
所以我在想 So I've been thinking,
万圣节我可能会扮作雪诺 maybe I should be Jon Snow for Halloween.
你呢 你要扮作谁 What about you? Who are you gonna be?
我不会装扮成别人 I'm not dressing up.
对于我 万圣节就是 For me, Halloween's all about the Oreos
橙子夹心的奥利奥 with the orange frosting in the middle.
- 嗨嗨嗨 - 嗨 - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey.
哇哦 看看这个微笑 你很开心 朋友 Wow. Look at that smile. You're glowing, man.
不 你很开心 No. You are glowing.
你很开心啊 You look happy.
和平常一样 Oh, just regular.
- 哦 是吗 - 是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我也是 就是有点失望 Me too. I'm a little meh.
为什么失望 Why "meh"?
昨天晚上本应是激动人心的约会 天呐 Oh, I had my big Tinder date last night. Oh, God.
她没什么兴趣 She was not into it.
一点也没有 At. All.
- 哦 不是吧 这么快 - 嗯 - Oh, come on. Too soon. - No.
这铃响的真不是时候 The bell is a buzzkill.
- 回见 沃斯先生 - 好的 - See you, Mr. Worth. - All right.
谢谢你 小姐姐 Well, thank you for your help, Fräulein.
不客气 You're welcome.
歌舞表演中的德语 嗯 保重 布拉德利女士 German accent for Cabaret. Yup. Take care, Ms. Bradley.
女士们 Ladies.
看看互联网上有什么 Let's see what you got, interwebs.
这是你焦土豆 你重口味啊 Here are your burnt tots, because you have horrible taste.
这是你的绿香蕉 Here's your green banana,
你就喜欢恶心的东西 because you like disgusting things.
- 嗯哼 - 哇哦 你俩真奇怪 Mm-hm. - Wow, you guys are weird.
对 他们是典型的广东双胞胎 Yup. They're practically Cantonese twins.
连体 对 连体 Siamese. Yeah. Siamese.
好吧 求同存异 Yeah, agree to disagree.
我觉得这可不是 I don't think that's one of those
你能求同存异的事情 things where you can agree to disagree.
对 就是对 agree. It's just right.
各有观点 To each his own.
奥利奥 Oreos.
兄弟 我爱吃奥利奥 Man, I love those.
万圣节的最棒了 对吧 Halloween ones are the best, right?
对 Yeah.
额 各位 我有个好消息 Er, so, guys, I have great news.
我姨的男朋友 My aunt's boyfriend
卷走了她的车和珠宝 just took off with her car and all her jewelry.
布拉姆 这可不是好消息 Bram, that's terrible news!
我知道 但这种事情好像是 I know, but it's like,
第三次发生在我姨身上 the third time it's happened to her.
她看男人真的是没眼光 She has really bad taste in men.
反正 我妈妈要去奥兰多处理这件事 Anyways, my mom is going down to Orlando to deal with it
这说明我可以举办万圣节晚会啦 which means I get to throw a Halloween party.
太棒了 耶 Awesome! Yay!
真好 Nice!
布拉姆的笨蛋阿姨 谢谢你 Thank you, Bram's dumb-ass aunt!
好了 各位这将是一历史性的场面 All right, this is gonna be epic, you guys.
我可以带着我的卡拉OK机 I can bring my karaoke machine.
好了 各位 周五晚上圣诞晚会 All right, hey, guys, Halloween party Friday night!
周五晚上 圣诞晚会 听到吗 去布拉姆家 Friday night, Halloween party, okay? Bram's house!
- 这下你真得办晚会了 兄弟 - 我知道 - You really set this in motion, man. - I know, right?
嗨 小朋友 Hey, little guy.
- 我 - 万圣节晚会 Me? Halloween party.
周五晚上 去布拉姆家 去哦 Friday night. Bram's house. Be there.
- 你可得把他吓坏了 - 嗯 - You're gonna freak him out, man. - Yeah.
我知道 他才九岁 I know. He's, like, nine years old.
知道我们对奥利奥看法一致我就放心了 Very relieved that we're in agreement on Oreos.
不然 这会破坏咱俩关系 That would have been a deal-breaker for me.
说一件和饼干无关是事情 On a totally different, non-cookie related note...
很奇怪我都不知道你长什么样子 is it weird that I have no idea what you look like,
但是我情不自禁总想亲吻你 but I can't stop thinking about kissing you.
西蒙 西蒙 Simon. Simon.
看自己的试卷 Eyes on your own test.
我不打扰你们 罗伯 布里安娜 你们继续 Don't stop on my account, Rob and Brianne.
这几周下来你们也就干这个了 That's the most action I've seen in weeks.
这边是什么 啊 等忙完 这里就 What do we got here? Ah! When we're done, it's gonna look
成德国性爱俱乐部了 别问我是怎么知道的 like a real German sex club. Don't ask me how I know.
喂 喂 Hey! Hey!
喷漆是用来画画的 不是让你吹的 The spray paint is for painting, not for huffing.
你不会想做好的 You don't want to get good at that.
你们觉得我演施耐德小姐 Okay, do you guys think I should dye my hair grey
- 需要把头发染成灰白色吗 - 当然了 - to play Fräulein Schneider? - Sure.
真的吗 但我头发很有我个人特点 Really? But my hair is kind of like my thing.
我要去买瓶汽水 I'm gonna go get a soda.
你要买什么吗 Do you want anything?
- 不用 - 你真让我恶心 - No. - You disgust me.
西蒙 嗨嗨嗨 Simon! Hey, hey, hey.
嗨 马丁 兄弟 Hey, Martin. Buddy.
嗨 额 在图书馆我刚好用了你用的电脑 Hey, um, I used the computer in the library right after you.
- 好吧 - 嗯哼 Okay. Mm-hmm.
额 我看了谷歌邮箱 里边登录着你的账号 Well, I went to Gmail, and it pulled up your account.
我就顺便看了你邮件 And I, uh, read some of your emails.
我知道我不应该看 I know I probably shouldn't've,
但是你登在那了 点进去就是 but they were, like, right there.
所以你应该对我兄弟出柜感兴趣吧 So you'll be interested to know my brother's gay.
不 马丁 我没兴趣 No. Martin, that wouldn't interest me to know.
好吧 别担心 我不会给别人看的 Okay. Don't worry. I won't show anyone.
给别人看什么 Show anyone what?
你打印了我的邮件吗 Did you print my emails or something?
不 没有 没有 Oh, no, no.
我截图了 I screenshot them.
- 你把我的邮件截图了吗 - 嗯哼 对 - You screenshotted my emails? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
过来 咱们聊聊 Let me talk to you for a second.
- 喔 布拉德利小姐 - 你好 马丁 - Oh, Ms. Bradley. - Hello, Martin.
- 你修头发了吗 - 没有 马丁 嘘 - Did you feather your hair? - No, Martin. Shh.
好看么 Looking good, huh?
这个地方不错 This is a good section.
你到底为什么截图我的邮件 Now, why the hell did you screenshot my emails?
额 你跟艾比是好朋友 对吗 Ah, well, you and Abby Susso are good friends. Right?
对 我们很熟 Yeah. We know each other.
你问这个干嘛 What does that have to do with anything?
我想让你帮我跟她谈谈 Well, I need you to help me talk with her...
帮我约她一块出去什么的 你懂的 and hang out with her and stuff, you know?
我为什么要帮你 Why would I help you do that?
你在威胁我吗 Are you blackmailing me?
嘘 小声点 西蒙 在这别那么激动 Oh, shh! Okay. Don't be so dramatic here, Simon.
泰勒 Sup, Tyler?
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你好啊 泰勒 那是巴塔哥尼亚吗 What's up, Tyler? Is that a Patagonia?
很好 我就是喜欢她 Nice. I just like her.
然后觉得你可以帮帮我 And I think that you could help me.
那如果我不同意呢 马丁 如果那样你想怎么做 Yeah, what if I say no, Martin? I mean, what are you gonna do?
你要跟全学校说我 You gonna tell the whole school that I'm...
你要泄露我的邮件信息吗 You're gonna leak my emails?
你要把截图放在河林八卦论坛上吗 You're gonna post 'em on CreekSecrets?
我只是觉得我们现在可以达成同盟 I just think that we're in a position here,
我们可以互相帮助解决困难 where we could help each other out is all.
嗯 考虑一下吧 So think about it.
聊天愉快 Good talk.
我从不知道辣椒 You know, I never thought of a pepper
是一种蔬菜 as being a vegetable...
但它味道很棒 ...but it makes perfect sense.
我喜欢香菜 有点墨西哥味道 对吧 I like the cilantro. A little Mexican flair, huh?
很有创意 宝贝 Very creative, kiddo.
你不喜欢辣椒 是吗 You hate the peppers. Don't you?
不是 辣椒很好吃 No. The peppers are great.
我就是要出去透透气 I'm just gonna get some air.
雅克 我需要坦白一件事 Jacques, I have to get something off my chest.
那天 你问我万圣节要穿什么 The other day, you asked me what I was wearing for Halloween
我跟你说我不装扮 and I said I wasn't dressing up.
我说谎了 真相是 I lied. Truth is,
我不想让你知道我穿什么 I didn't want you to know what I was wearing
因为我还不想让你知道我是谁 because I don't want you to know who I am.
现在 发邮件 Right now, these emails, they feel like
感觉很有安全感 this totally safe place.
我只是没准备好面对世界的改变 I'm just not ready for my whole world to change.
我希望你能明白 I hope you understand.
嗯 蓝 我明白 Yes, Blue. I understand.
如果你想让我帮你艾比的事 Okay, if you want me to help you with Abby,
你不能吃那个 you cannot eat that.
所以 你要帮我吗 So you're gonna help me?
对 Yeah.
西蒙 这真是天大的好消息 Simon, that is fantastic news.
我觉得我跟艾比就是天生一对 I really think that Abby and I are meant to be together.
是吗 你真这么觉得啊 Really? Do you?
不只是说相貌 西蒙 It's not all about looks, Simon.
好吧 所以你是在吹嘘自己 Okay. So you're banking on your great,
威胁别人成全自己的伟大性格吗 blackmaily personality to get the job done?
你去哪 Where are we going?
你家 Your place.
去看看你有没有衣服 We're gonna see if you have anything
不是写着 揍我 这俩字 that doesn't scream "punch me."
其实 我还有游泳课 Actually, I've got swim lessons.
取消它 Cancel it!
好吧 我得先给我妈妈打个电话 Okay, I just have to call my mom first.
得她允许别人才能进我家 She has to approve everybody that comes in the house.
好 我们到了 All right. Here we go.
好 我们到了 All right. And here we are.
这就是见证奇迹的地方 This is where the magic happens.
哇哦 Wow.
哦 更正 Ooh. Correction.
这才是见证奇迹的地方 This is where the magic happens.
我一直在研究近景魔术 I've been dabbling in close-up illusions.
艾比喜欢魔术吗? Does Abby like magic?
不 马丁 我觉得她不太喜欢 No. Martin, I don't think she does like magic.
但是 嗯 和别人一起笑 But, um, there's a really thin line
与嘲笑别人之间 只有一线之隔 between laughing with someone, and laughing at someone.
你就是那条线 And you are that line.
所以 如果你想让艾比喜欢你 So, if you want Abby to like you,
你要做的就是 what you have to do is you have to
让她看到你更 make her see you as more of a...
性感的一面 As sexy Martin!
是啊 是的 我可以很性感 Yeah! Yeah, I could be sexy.
你喜欢男的 告诉我 You like dudes. Tell me.
你觉得我哪里最性感 What part of me do you find the hottest?
- 不 我拒绝 - 别介啊 来嘛 - No. I'm not doing this. - No. Come on.
不 马丁 我不想回答这个问题 No, Martin. I don't want to answer that.
你看 如果你说我的肩膀 Look, if you said my shoulders
我会穿得更突出它 你知道吗 I would dress to accentuate. You know?
你知道吗 这是给你的第一条建议 You know what? Here's your first tip.
肌肉多棒 Ripped.
姑娘们 Girls,
不想读你的衣服上的字 they don't want to read your clothes.
我觉得你说得不对 I think you're wrong about that one.
- 你有多少这样的衣服 - 嘿 你能不能 - How many of these do you have? - Hey, can you...
拜托 就停下 嘿 住手 Please, just stop! Hey! Stop!
听着 我不要你帮我改变我 Look, I don't want your help in changing me.
我想要你帮我让艾比喜欢真正的我 I want your help in getting Abby to like me for me.
是这样 嗯 Look. Um...
这周六有一个派对 在布兰姆家 there's a party this Saturday. At Bram's.
你想和我们一起去吗 Do you want to go with my friends and I?
当然 Yes!
太棒了 就这么简单 Yes! So simple.
怪不得他们叫你简单西蒙 Must be why they call you Simple Simon.
没人这么叫我 马丁 Nobody calls me that, Martin.
嘿 你想在我家过夜吗 Hey, uh, do you want to, like, sleep over?
不想 Nope.
你好呀 Oh, hello.
嘿 你好啊 Hey, what's up?
- 我看起来不错 对吧 - 尼克 - Nice, right? - Nick.
我这身怎么样 Good?
这 即使对你来说 也简直是懒出新境界了 This is, like, a new level of laziness, even for you.
你什么意思 我是C罗啊 What do you mean? I'm Cristiano Ronaldo.
而你甚至都懒得 And you couldn't even be bothered
填满背上的字母 to fill in the letters on the back?
不 来吧 给我 No, come on. Give me that.
你真霸道 You are a bully.
嘿 别这么和洋子说话 伙计 Hey. Don't talk about Yoko that way, man.
不然我就把你踢出乐队 Because if you do, you're out of the band.
你们扮的到底是谁啊 Who are you guys supposed to be?
甲壳虫乐队主唱及其妻子
约翰·列侬和小野洋子 John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
哦 我以为她是午夜凶铃里的那个女鬼 Oh! I thought she was the girl from The Ring,
而你是耶稣 and you were Jesus.
耶稣 不 为什么耶稣会穿着白色西装 Jesus? No. Why would Jesus be wearing a white suit?
我怎么知道 你说呢 I don't know. You tell me.
是你把自己打扮成这漂亮耶稣的样子 You're the one who decided to dress up like fancy Jesus.
天啊 行吧 过来 Oh, my God. Okay. Come here.
- 转身 - 我来了 - Turn around. - I'm here.
- 转过去 - 好吧 - Turn around. - Okay.
- 好了 好多了 - 看起来好吗 是吗 - Okay. Way better. - Is it good? Is it?
是 现在我们得处理下这头发 Yeah. Now, we need to do something about this hair.
把它朝后梳光滑怎么样 Maybe slick it back?
光滑不了 它不会听话的 It doesn't do that. It doesn't slick back.
神奇女侠在此 Wonder Woman in the hizzy!
嗨 Hi!
我编了个口号 I made up a catchphrase,
因为神奇女侠没有 'cause Wonder Woman doesn't have one.
此就是这里 "Hizzy" means house.
是 懂的 Yeah. Yeah.
对 是 是的 Right. Yeah. Yeah.
哦 艾比 你看起来棒极了 Oh, Abby, you look amazing.
谢谢 Thank you!
是啊 你看起来太棒了 Yeah. You look awesome.
我去加工下那些速食披萨 I'm gonna go make those frozen pizzas.
- 好的 - 我去帮忙 - All right. - Yeah, I'll help.
这身造型真不错 真的 That's a nice costume, for real.
- 谢谢 什么 你是C罗 - 像吧 - Thank you. What? Cristiano Ronaldo! - Nailed it.
你还记得我们打扮成 Do you remember when we went to school
霹雳娇娃去学校吗 dressed as Charlie's Angels?
噢 天 当然 Oh, my God, yes.
尼克弯腰身瞄准的时候 And Nick's balls fell out of his booty shorts
他的蛋蛋从短裤里露出来了 when he, like, dropped down to do the gun pose?
嗯 你想念 不给糖就捣蛋 吗 Mm. Do y ou miss trick-or-treating?
什么 你指的是比起参加吵闹的聚会 What, you mean instead of, like, going to loud parties
假装喜欢啤酒的味道 pretending to like the taste of beer
还有感觉太难为情而不能跳舞吗 and feeling too self-conscious to dance?
我不知道你为什么会觉得难为情 I don't know why you feel self-conscious.
我是说 I mean,
你绝对是我们学校最酷的人 you are very clearly the coolest person at our school.
我很确定就你一人这样想 I'm pretty sure you're the only one who feels that way.
但还是谢谢你 But thank you.
谁来了 Who's that?
我邀请了马丁 I in vited Martin.
- 马丁·艾迪生 - 为什么啊 - Martin Addison? - Why?
这是什么许愿基金圆梦现场吗 Is this a Make-A-Wish situation?
不 他不错的 No, he's cool.
嘿 Hey.
噢 真帅 Oh, looking sharp.
什么 What the...
- 伙计们 - 你扮的是谁 - Guys. - What are you supposed to be?
这不是很明显吗 Isn't it obvious?
我是弗洛伊德式口误 Ah! I'm a Freudian slip.
指受潜意识影响而出现的错误 [Slip也有长衬裙的意思]
艾比 神奇女侠 Abby. Wonder Woman.
快先选首歌 Just pick a song already.
尼克 你能别催我吗 Hey, Nick, uh, can you not rush me?
- 说实话 我选不出来 - 就像网飞 - Honestly, I can't choose. - That's like Netflix.
- 选择太多了 - 你知道 - There's so many. -You know
像在网飞上选电影 trying to pick a film on Netflix.
我就纠结是来部阿帕图的喜剧呢 I'm like... "Am I in an Apatow mood,
两人均为好莱坞知名导演 贾德·阿帕图：美国著名喜剧导演、编剧、制片人，代表作 <一夜大肚> <生活残骸>
两人均为好莱坞知名导演 比利·怀尔德：美国电影大师，代表作 <热情似火> <日落大道>
还是来部黑白经典呢 你们懂吧 or am I in a Billy Wilder mood?" You know?
放首德雷克吧 赞 Ooh, play Drake. Yes.
呃 不 现在德雷克太烂大街了 Uh, no. Drake is, like, super played out at this point.
说唱之神怎么会听腻啊 不存在的 You can't play out a rap god. Doesn't happen.
- 不可能 - 首先 - Impossible. - First of all,
他不是说唱之神 he's not a rap god.
其次 我想听碧昂斯 And second of all, I'm looking for some Beyoncé.
我就是找不到 柠檬特调 那张专辑 Oh. I just can't find "Lemonade."
嘿 问你们个有趣的问题 Hey. Here's an interesting question.
我爱碧昂斯 I love Beyoncé.
什么东西会让你们怀旧 What makes you guys feel nostalgic?
是吗 You do?
我是说 我觉得没人不爱碧昂斯 I mean, I think everybody kinda likes Beyoncé.
我的话是葡萄汽水 Mine's grape soda makes me feel very nostalgic.
- 你在说什么 - 什么会让你怀旧 - What are you talking about? - What makes you feel nostalgic?
嘿 艾比 He y, Abby.
我赌你能得到今晚的最佳着装 I bet you're gonna have the best costume tonight.
- 谢谢 - 不 不用谢 - Thanks. - Nah, you're welcome.
怎么回事啊 斯皮尔 What the hell, Spier?
嘿 为什么尼克还在和艾比打情骂俏 Hey, why is Nick still flirting with Abby?
我不知道 马丁 I don't know, Martin.
也许你不该穿裙子 Maybe you shouldn't have worn a dress.
你看起来就像一个在磁性诗歌里 You look like a drag queen
打了个滚的变装皇后 rolled around in magnetic poetry.
等等 艾比 Hey, Abby!
无论何时你需要续杯 Whenever you need a refill of your drink,
我都会是你的专属酒保 I'll be your designated bartender.
所以别担心 So don't worry.
好吧 嘿 克洛伊 过来 Okay. Hey, Chloe, come here!
嗨 约翰·列侬 Hey. John Lennon?
- 是 你认出来了 - 棒 - Yeah. You got it. - Nice.
还有 嗯 尼克你是 And, um, Nick you're...
你是尼克 You're Nick.
不 不 我是C罗 No. No. I'm Ronaldo.
- 哦 我的错 - 显然 - Oh. My bad. - Obviously.
你扮的又是谁呢 Who are you supposed to be?
哦 嗯 我是卸任后的奥巴马 Oh. Uh... I am post-presidency Barack Obama.
在夏威夷度个假 喝着迈泰鸡尾酒 So I'm just chillin' in Hawaii, drinking MaI Tais,
写写回忆录 并希望特朗普不会毁了这个国家 writing memoirs and hoping Trump doesn't destroy my legacy.
太棒了 That's awesome.
谢谢 现在去吧台吧 来 Thanks. Now let's go to the bar. Come on.
好啊 Yeah.
当然 Hell yeah.
* 别想知道我的名字 别想知道我的星座 * * My name is (no), my sign is (no) *
* 你要学会放手 学会放手 * * You need to let it go. Need to let it go *
* 别缠着我 * * Need to let it go *
* 我拒绝 拒绝 还是拒绝 * * Nah to the ah to the no, no, no... *
* 你还有什么好说 * * Whatchu gonna say? *
我们应该碰个杯 All right, we should have a little toast.
不用了 谢谢 我要开车 西蒙也不怎么喝酒 No, thanks. I'm driving. And Simon doesn't really drink.
不 我喝酒 没问题 我喝 No, I drink. It's cool. I drink.
- 好的 这才是我的好兄弟 - 你真要喝啊 - All right, that's my man. - Really?
莉娅的逾越节家宴上 你连杯典礼葡萄酒都不喝 You wouldn't even have a glass of Manischewitz at Leah's Seder.
但这可是万圣节 兄弟 情况特殊 No, it's Halloween, man. It's a special occasion.
没错 True that.
干杯 Cheers.
你还好吗 You okay?
BGM：Never Fall in Love - Jack Antonoff
你跳的真好 你可以的 You're good at this. You got this.
艾比是我见过的 最性感的神奇女侠 Abby is the hottest Wonder Woman I have ever seen.
是的 Yeah.
你都想不到我想让她用那套索对我做什么 The shit that I would let her do to me with that lasso.
噢 我懂的 兄弟 Oh, I know, man.
像是 用那玩意儿把我绑起来 Just, like, tie me up with that thing.
你对艾比不感兴趣吧 You're not into Abby, are you?
不 没有 No, no, no.
我的意思是 不是说我 她很可爱 I mean, it's not like I... She's cute...
是的 但她只是 Yeah. ...but she's just
不是我喜欢的类型 not really my type.
不是因为她是黑人 我爱黑人女性 Not because she's black. I love black women.
也不是 我对黑人女性有特殊偏好 Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women,
我爱所有的女人 I just love all women.
- 我要去约她出去 - 什么 不行 - I'm gonna go ask her out. - What? No.
- 不行 - 不行 - 不行 - No? - No? - No.
- 你不能约艾比出去 - 为什么不 - You can't ask Abby out. - Why not?
因为 她没告诉你乔纳森的事吗 Because. She didn't tell you about Jonathan?
- 她没告诉你吗 - 没有 - She didn't tell you about that? - No
他把你年纪大 He's older.
上大学了 In college.
他真的很有经验 He's really experienced.
你知道我只做过一次 对吧 You know I've only had sex once, right?
我知道 I know that.
没有人会告诉你 You know, it's like no one tells you
有多暗 how dark everything is
有多光滑 而且 and how slippery everything gets, and, you know,
你觉得你做对了 the parts you think are the right parts
实际上没有 然后 are actually the wrong parts and...
好吧 我要去吃点东西鼓励下自己 All right, I'm gonna go eat my feelings away.
兄弟 我很抱歉 Man, I'm sorry...
不 没事的 别担心 No, it's okay. Don't worry about it.
- 嘿 西蒙 - 嗨 - Hey, Simon! - Hey.
嘿 你想玩投杯球吗 Hey, you wanna play Beirut?
好啊 当然 Yeah. Sure.
我们只需要再来两个人 We just need two more people.
你和我一组怎么样 然后 How about you and me, and then, um...
请一定让我来倒 Let me pour. I insist.
艾比和马丁一组 Abby and Martin?
- 好啊 没问题 - 嘿 马丁 - Okay, cool. - Hey, Martin.
- 是 - 艾比 - Yeah. - Abby.
来玩投杯球吧 Let's play Beirut.
- 不 我不 - 好啊 玩起来 - No, I don't... - Yeah. Let's do it.
来吧 走吧 会有趣的 真的 Come on, let's go. It'll be fun. It'll be fun.
多好的传统竞争 Good old competition.
- 准备好了吗 - 准备好了 - Ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
投杯球 是吗 Beirut. Right?
是的 Yes!
好吧 你以前玩过吗 Okay. Have you ever played Beirut before?
当然了 玩过 Uh, totally. Yeah.
很好 好吧 重排两次 不许吹 Great. All right, so, two reracks, no blowing
一个杯子进两个球 and two balls in the cup means
罚三杯 好吗 that you have to take three, okay?
好的 没问题 Okay. Cool.
我以为你们说的是另一种游戏 I thought we were talking about a different game.
我们边玩边解释 好吗 We'll just explain as we go. Okay?
- 好 - 好的 明白 - Yeah. - Okay. Got it.
准备好了 Ready?
你是不是该把这个 Maybe you should take these...
哦 Oh.
会看得清楚些 You'll see better.
- 是吧 - 好主意 是的 - Right?- Good idea. Yeah.
- 看你的了 - 下雨咯 - All you. - Raindrop!
开始 好 你投进了 Here we go, all right. You got this one.
哦 是 我要喝这个吗 Oh, is that... This is mine to drink?
天啊 God.
噢 Oh!
好吧 All right.
干 干 干 Chug! Chug! Chug!
- 我们要握个手吗 - 那是不是 - Do we need a handshake? - Is that...
你能投中一个 You get one of these in
我就和你握手 and we can totally have a handshake.
投吧 投吧 Fly it away. Fly it away.
干 干 干 Chug, chug, chug.
- 太棒了 - 好吧 - Sweet! - All right.
* 只要你还爱着我 * * As long as you love me *
* 我们可以食不果腹 可以街头露宿 * * We could be starving. We could be homeless *
* 至少我们还相爱 * * We could be loved *
* 只要你还爱着我 * * As long as you love me *
* 为什么不能给我一个热吻 * * Why can't I get just one screw *
* 宝贝 我心里有数 * * Baby, I know what to do *
* 但总有事情阻止我们欢爱 * * But something won't let me make love to you *
* 日复一日 * * Day after day *
* 愤怒愈加 我只想说 * * I get angry and I will say *
嗨 布兰姆 是我 雅克 Hey, Bram. It's me, Jacques.
嗨 布兰姆 我是雅克 Hey, Bram. I'm Jacques.
嘿 奥巴马 是我 雅克 Hey, Barack. It's me, Jacques.
我为什么要叫雅克啊 Why did I pick Jacques?
没问题 Yeah, no problem.
噢 Oh.
对不起 我以为这边是洗手间 I'm sorry, I thought this was the bathroom.
抱歉 Sorry.
- 我快累死了 - 我好累啊 - I'm starting to get so tired! - I am so tired.
马丁 现在不行 我今晚太累了 Hey, Martin, not now, man. All right? I've had a big night.
噢 Oh!
你认真的 认真的 Really? Really?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
拜托 Come on!
- 你在做什么 - 我不知道 - What are you doing? - I don't know.
行了 走吧 我送你回家 Okay, come on. We gotta get you home.
看 我们快到了 Look, we're so close!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
等等 什么 Wait, what?
我爸妈还没睡 Dude, my parents are still up.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
哦 好吧 我觉得NOh... Okay, you know what...
来 Come on.
你得想一些悲伤的事情 I need you to think of something really sad...
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
像是那些记录片 关于所有的鲸鱼 Like, the documentary about how all the whales
都不想住在海洋世界 hate living at SeaWorld.
太悲伤了 Too sad!
老天啊 好吧 然后你 God. Okay, then just, you know what,
什么都别说 don't say anything at all...
然后把被吐脏了的衬衣丢在外面 明天再说 And we'll ditch the barf shirt till tomorrow.
好 Okay.
- 小西 - 怎么 - Si? - Yeah.
就 尽量少 Just as little as possible,
尽量少说话 say as little as possible.
所以是怎么回事 So how does that work?
我知道 我记得当我去 I know, I remember when I went to...
嘿 小家伙们 Hey, guys!
嗨 嘿 Hey! Hey!
过来说说话 嘿 Come talk to us. Hey!
- 派对怎么样 - 很有趣 - How was the party? - It was really fun.
- 真的吗 - 是的 - Was it? - Yeah.
最棒的 Aces.
呃 嗯 谢谢你们留我过夜 Uh, well. Thanks for letting me stay over.
- 好 好 好 - 是的 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
你都在这边住了十年了 You've been staying over 10 years.
不用谢我们 You don't have to thank us.
哦 好吧 谢了 Oh. Yeah, thanks.
- 别 - 嘘 - Stop. - Shh!
我们的约翰·列侬先生穿着件女人的毛衣 John Lennon was wearing a woman's sweater.
嗯 他还喝醉了 Mm. And he's drunk.
- 绝对的 - 所以我们该有何感想 - Definitely. - So how do we feel about that?
嗯 他没有酒后驾车 Well, he didn't drive drunk,
而且他在宵禁前就到家了 所以 and he's home before curfew, so...
很好 我也是这么想的 Good. That's what I thought we thought.
嗯 我们都是这么想的 对吧 Yeah, that's what we think, right?
对 我们是好父母 Yeah. We're good parents.
是的 我们是好父母 是吧 Yeah, we're good parents. Right?
终于不头晕了 The room stopped spinning.
你有过奇怪的感觉么 Do you ever feel weird?
- 奇怪 - 对 Weird? Yeah.
有时候我觉得我总是旁观者 Sometimes I feel like I'm always on the outside.
什么意思 What do you mean?
就像今天晚上 你懂的 Like tonight, you know...
我参加了派对 很开心 但是 I was at that party, and it was fun, but...
那感觉有点像 it kinda felt like I was
我在观察房间里的一切 watching it from across the room.
我不知道怎么说 好像有一条看不见的界限 I don't know, there's this invisible line
而我必须跨过这条界限才能真正参与到其中 that I have to cross to really be a part of everything
而我就是 永远跨不过去 and I just, I can't ever cross it.
我有时也那么想 I feel that way sometimes, too.
起码不是今晚 Not tonight you didn't.
是的 我在尝试一些东西 Yeah, I was trying something.
是的 有时我想 如果成为那些只要喝上几杯 Yeah, sometimes I think it'd be so much easier
就能跟身边人搭讪的那种人 to be one of these people who can just take a few shots
生活会容易得多 and then hook up with whoever's closest.
我猜我只是有点不幸而已 Yeah, I guess I'm just unlucky.
不幸 Unlucky?
为什么 Why?
因为我不是一个随便的人 Because I'm not a casual person.
那你是什么类型的人 What kind of person are you?
我想我是那种 注定要十分在乎 I think I'm the kind of person who is destined to care so much
一个人的人 在乎得快要疯掉了 about one person, it nearly kills me.
我也是 Me too.
时候不早了 It's getting late.
小西 Si?
怎么 Yeah?
晚安 Good night.
亲爱的蓝 Dear Blue,
我的一个朋友喜欢上了我的另一个朋友 so one of my friends likes the other,
他不知道该怎么办 我想我们都有各自的秘密 and he has no idea. I guess we all have secrets.
反正我一直在想我为什么还没有出柜 Anyway, I've been thinking about why I haven't come out yet.
也许是因为 同性恋需要出柜这件事 Maybe it's because it doesn't seem fair
像是受到了不公平的对待 that only gay people have to come out.
为什么大家默认的都是直男呢 Why is straight the default?
我有些话必须告诉你 I have something I need to tell you.
妈妈 我得告诉你一件事 Mom, there's something I have to tell you.
我们能谈谈么 Can we talk?
- 好啊 - 当然 Yeah. Mm-hmm.
我是直的 I'm straight.
对不起 妈妈 这是真的 I'm sorry, Mom, it's true.
我喜欢女孩 I like girls.
我喜欢男孩 I like men.
你这是从你爸那里遗传的 You get that from your daddy's side.
我爱上了尼克 I'm in love with Nick.
我感觉我像是养了一个陌生人 I feel like I've been raising a stranger.
是啊 没错 Yes, absolutely, you have.
我是异性恋 I'm heterosexual.
哦 天哪 帮帮我 上帝 求你了 Oh, God. Help me, Jesus. Please.
又或许是因为我不能确定 Or maybe it's because I can't be sure
我会不会永远都是同性恋 this whole "being gay" thing is forever.
又或许是因为高中时光已经所剩无几 Or maybe it's that there's not that much
而我还想继续维持现状 of high school left and part of me wants to hold on to
还想再多当一会以往的我 who I've always been just a little longer.
然后 我去洛杉矶读大学之后 And then, when I go to college in Los Angeles,
我会骄傲的作为男同生活 我发誓 I'll be gay and proud, I promise.
BGM：I Wanna Dance With Somebody - Whitney Houston
* 我想舞动 * * I want to dance *
* 噢 我想与人共舞 * * Oh! I wanna dance with somebody *
* 我想感受他的热情 * * I wanna feel the heat with somebody *
* 啊 我想与人共舞 * * Yeah! I wanna dance with somebody *
* 和那个爱我的人一起 * * With somebody who loves me *
* 你难道不想加入吗 承认你也想舞动 * * Don't you wanna dance. Say you wanna dance *
* 你难道不想加入吗 * * Don't you wanna dance *
* 和那个爱我的人一起 * * With somebody who loves me *
嗯大概这不是这种同 Yeah, maybe not that gay.
我不知道我这是在向谁保证 I'm not sure who I'm promising.
我会继续体会的 I'll keep ruminating.
爱你 雅克 Love, Jacques.
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该死 Shit!
所以 和海豚游完泳之后 So, yeah, after swimming with dolphins,
我们要坐飞机去圣马丁过新年 we fly to Saint Martin for New Year's.
你们呢 去加勒比过圣诞么 Anybody else, Christmas in the Caribbean?
我想留在这里 Staying here.
我们斯皮尔家有一个传统 We have a classic Spier tradition
在圣诞夜吃法国吐司 of French toast on Christmas Eve.
我要去一个名不见经传的地方的 I'm going to an unheated vacation house
不那么火的度假村 in the middle of nowhere.
这就是我家惨淡的家庭传统 As is our bleak family tradition.
哦 哦 Ow! Ow!
哦 疼 哦 你没事吧 Oh, man. Oh. You okay?
哦 不 我被纸划伤了 Oh, yeah, that's a paper cut.
太夸张了 Overdramatic.
西蒙 你知道哪里有绷带么 Um, Simon, do you know where the bandages are?
知道 就在储物柜里 Yeah. They're just in the supply closet.
好的 你能带我去么 Okay, do you mind showing me?
我马上回来 Be right back.
他像护士一样 这个人 He's like a nurse, this man.
好吧 我没被纸划伤 Okay, I don't actually have a paper cut.
这我知道 马丁 你的演技很糟糕 I know that, Martin. You're a very bad actor.
什么 你认为这很好笑 What, you think this is funny?
西蒙 听我说 我不想泄露你的邮件内容 Simon, look, I don't wanna have to
我不想 但是我会的 leak your emails, all right? But I will.
听着 你不能把蓝卷进来 知道吗 Look, you cannot bring Blue into this, okay?
如果他知道了我电子邮件被泄露 If he found out that my emails got leaked,
他会被吓坏的 he'd get totally freaked, all right?
他就不会再和我说话了 He'd never talk to me again.
是的 可能不会了 你知道吗 Yeah, probably not, you know?
网络是个认识人的奇怪场所 The Internet's a freaky place to meet people.
- 哟 - 嗨 Yo. Hey!
嘿 Hey!
- 电影超有趣的 - 怪诞 怪诞周五 Fun movie! Freak. Freaky Friday.
1976年上映的美国喜剧电影 讲述一对母女灵魂互换的故事
- 这电影很有趣的 - 怪 怪 怪 That's a fun movie! Freaky, freak, freaky.
来自Rick James的歌曲
我需要创可贴 那些项目真操蛋 I need a Band-Aid. Those programs are a bitch.
那个 马丁的表演遇到了些问题 Erm, yo. Martin was having trouble running his lines
我们想去华夫屋想想怎么解决 and we were thinking we could go to Waffle House and go over 'em.
- 是吗 - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
那太棒了 That would be great.
我们Skype联系 I'm in sky.
- 干得好 斯皮尔 - 去死吧 马丁 Good work, Spier. Go to hell, Martin.
雅克 如果我是个赌徒 Jacques, if I were a betting man,
我会赌你在给我写上一封邮件的时候一定是喝醉了 I'd say you were drunk emailing me during that last letter.
别担心 我喜欢 Don't worry. I liked it.
至于出柜 我知道你为什么 As for coming out, I know what you mean
想等到读大学再说 about wanting to wait till college.
但是我们的邮件激励了我 But our emails have inspired me.
我准备告诉我的家人 所以谢谢你 雅克 I'm going to tell my family. So thanks, Jacques.
爱你 蓝 Love, Blue.
华夫之家
嘿 Hey!
女士 哦 - Madame. - Oh.
西蒙 Simon...
舞台剧排练怎么样了 还可以么 How the thespians rehearse, right?
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys.
你们要点点什么 What can I get you?
莱尔 你们认识莱尔吗 我们一起上的拉丁舞课 Lyle! You guys know Lyle? We have Latin together.
我应该不认识 I don't think so.
嗨 最近怎么样 Hi. How's it going?
事实上 我们去年一起上的生物课 Actually, we had Bio together last year?
- 哦 真的么 - 他是西蒙 对吗 - Oh, really? - It's Simon, right?
是的 是的 对不起 我不记得 嗯 Yeah. Yeah, sorry, I don't, um...
没关系 那时是大班上课 It's okay. It was like a big class,
而我对认脸很在行 and I have a good memory for faces.
你们要点点什么 What can I get you guys?
嗯 我们想在这里多呆一会儿 Well, we plan on being here for a while.
于是 我们一步步慢慢来 So, we're gonna start off small and go larger.
也许可以先来点培根 香肠 我想说 Probably get some bacon first, some sausage. I'd say...
“你说得对 我太奇怪太特别了 "You're right. I'm much too strange and extraordinary.
太突出 也太过颓废" Much! And much too distracting!"
哇哦 Wow.
你在原来的学校的时候从未参加过表演么 And you never did any acting at your old school?
是的 我们能不能回到 No. Can we get back to...
然后 你是华盛顿来的 是么 And yet, you're from D.C., right?
是的 于是你能给我下一幕的剧本么 Yeah. Can you give me my next cue, though?
那你为什么搬到这里来了 So why did you move here?
因为我的父母离婚了 Because my parents got divorced
然后我的姑姑在她的公寓里给我们安排了间房间 and my aunt found us an apartment in her building.
- 他们为什么离婚 - 这重要吗 马丁 - Why'd they get divorced? - Why does it matter, Martin?
你又不是在写一本 Are you writing a book about girls
关于来自华盛顿破碎家庭女孩的书 from a broken home in D.C.?
所以呢 So?
我曾经认为我的父亲 I thought that my dad
是世界上最棒的人 was the greatest person on the planet.
但结果他只是个失意的 疲惫的失败者 But it turns out that he's just a sad, tired loser
讨厌自己的工作 喝那么多的啤酒 who hates his job, drinks way too much beer,
还出了轨 and cheats on his wife.
为了掩盖我刚刚说的这些事 就 To make up for all the stuff that I just mentioned, so...
好吧 抱歉戳了你的伤心事 Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
的确 Yeah.
你本应该拥有你所想的那样的父亲 You deserve the father that you thought you had.
你知道吗 艾比 You know what, Abby?
你值得一个酷炫的超级英雄 You deserve a goddamn superhero.
好的 谢谢 让我们回到剧 Okay, thank you. Let's get back to the...
说出来 Say it.
说什么 What?
我想要听你说 I wanna hear you say,
"我 艾比·苏索 是一个了不起的年轻女孩 "I, Abby Susso, am an incredible young woman
我值得拥有一个酷毙的超级英雄" and deserve a goddamn superhero."
我是不会说那些的 马丁 I'm not gonna say that, Martin.
好吧 嗯 Okay. Well, um...
在你说出这些话之前我是不会放弃的 I won't stop until you say it.
好吧 Okay.
- 你要干什 - 各位打扰一下 - What are you... - Excuse me.
- 欢迎光临华夫屋 - 马丁 马丁 停下 - Waffle House patrons! - Martin. Martin, stop.
- 不好意思打断一下 - 马丁 - Pardon the interruption. - Martin.
我只是想说这里的这位艾比·苏索 I would just like to say that Abby Susso here
是一个了不起的年轻女孩 is an incredible young woman.
马丁 求你了 Martin, please.
而她值得一个酷毙的超级英雄 And deserves a goddamn superhero.
- 好吧 好吧 - 这就对了 艾比·苏索 - Okay, okay... - That's right. Abby Susso!
- 艾比·苏索 - 我是艾比·苏索 Abby Susso I'm Abby Susso!
- 是一个了不起的年轻女孩 - 我是艾比·苏索 - is an incredible young woman! - I'm Abby Susso!
我是个了不起的年轻女孩 我值得 Incredible young woman, and deserves...
- 一个酷毙的超级英雄 - 一个酷毙的超级英雄 A goddamn superhero. A goddamn superhero.
- 一个酷毙的超级英雄 - 一个酷毙的超级英雄 A goddamn superhero! A goddamn superhero!
一个酷毙的超级英雄 A goddamn superhero!
棒极了 Yeah.
可以了吧 All right.
突破自我 真棒 Breakthrough. Yeah.
好了 你们可以继续用餐了 谢谢 Okay, you can all go back to your meals. Thank you.
请坐下 求你了 Please sit down. Please.
好吧 Well...
好了 我们继续 Well, let's get back to...
你唱歌进场那部分 我会跟你击掌 my entrance into your song. I'm gonna take five.
啊奇巧俱乐部可能代表 "Ah, the Kit Kat Klub proudly presents...
我会很快回来 I'll be right back.
一个从英格兰来的漂亮女人“ ...a beautiful woman coming straight from England."
莎莉 博尔思 各位” Sally Bowles, everybody."
嘿 Hey.
他们在生物课上进行叶子辨别考试的时候你也在吗 Were you in Bio when they did that identifying leaves test?
在啊 乔尔·温斯吃了那根毒藤 Yes. And Joel Winslow ate that poison ivy.
因为道格·佛格提给他说那是大麻 Because Doug Fogerty told him it was pot.
- 是的 - 可怜的乔尔 - Right. - Poor Joel.
我想他只是因为想受欢迎 因为 I think he just wants to be liked 'cause...
你有注意到他在背包里多放了几支笔么 you ever notice that he has extra pens in his backpack?
就像是 你懂的 他在等有一天 Like, you know, he's just waiting for the day
有一人会走过去问他借一支笔 that someone comes up to ask him for a pen?
然后他就能成为那个给别人笔的人 And then he can be that guy to give 'em a pen.
你能看透一切 是不是 西蒙 You see everything, don't you, Simon?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是西蒙的意思是 “倾听的人” But Simon means "the one who hears"
而斯皮尔的意思是 “洞察的人” and Spier means "the one who sees"
于是如果你和起来看 so you put that all together
就会确定那意味着我注定 and pretty sure that means I was just destined
善于了解别人的事情 to be up in everybody's business.
我得回里面去了 I've gotta get back inside
我还得洗华夫饼烤盘 and scrub down some waffle irons.
职责所在 应该的 Duty calls. Indeed.
待会儿见 I'll see you in there.
好 再见 Yeah, I'll see ya.
嗨 Hi.
于是我爸爸今晚会坐飞机过来过光明节 So my dad's flying in tonight for Hanukkah.
如果你在想 If you are thinking,
“但是光明节是下个月啊” "But Hanukkah isn't for another month!"
没错 你是对的 Well, you are correct.
欢迎来到应对离婚父母频道 Welcome to navigating divorced parents.
我会找到他们住的地方一起度假 Take holidays where you can get them.
我的父亲会一如既往的住在同一个廉价汽车旅馆 And my dad's staying at the same crappy motel as always.
我们会例行所有糟糕尴尬的家庭传统 We'll do all our horribly awkward traditions.
我们会点蜡烛而我会默默祈祷 We'll light the menorah and I'll silently pray
洒水喷头别漏水 that the sprinklers don't go off.
这事以前已经发生过两次了 That's happened twice before.
你会相信我正在考虑在这种 Would you believe I'm considering doubling down
尴尬混乱的局面中 and turning this whole awkward mess
向他宣布出柜吗 into a coming out thing?
觉不觉得我很疯狂 Do you think I'm crazy?
不 蓝 我不觉得你疯狂 No, Blue, I don't think you're crazy.
我认为你真的超级勇敢 I think you're crazy brave.
BGM：Strawberries & Cigarettes - Troye Sivan
说实话 马丁曾经很让我烦恼 Honestly, Martin used to annoy the crap out of me.
但是他事实上却是那种有些酷的人 But he's actually kind of a cool person.
我一直想问关于你父母的事情 I've been meaning to ask you about your parents.
但不太敢问 I just didn't wanna say anything
就刚刚 在餐厅 when we were actually in the restaurant.
我也不知道你想不想谈这件事 I wasn't sure if you wanted to talk about it.
是啊 我不想 我不常提起这件事 Yeah. No, I don't mention it a lot
因为这与我的形象不符 because it kind of messes with my image.
什么样的形象 What kind of image?
那种对新学校新学年很兴奋的女孩 The girl who is excited to start a new school senior year.
那种人生没在三个月前就结束 Girl whose life didn't just end, like, three months ago,
并一直为其暴躁和伤心的女孩 who's angry and sad all the time.
那种还相信爱情的女孩 Girl who still believes in love.
不会吧 你还相信爱情 Come on. You still believe in love.
也许吧 Maybe.
你相信过爱情吗 Have you ever been in love?
相信吧 I think so.
艾比 Abby.
怎么了 Yeah?
我是同性恋 I'm gay.
哦 Oh.
但你不能告诉别人 You can't tell anyone though.
没人知道 Nobody really knows,
而我也不想被大家察觉 and I don't really want people to find out.
我不会说的 我发誓 I won't. I promise.
好的 Okay.
你惊讶吗 You surprised?
不 No.
- 所以你早就已经知道吗 - 没有 So you knew? No.
但是你并不惊讶啊 But you're not surprised?
你想让我惊讶吗 Do you want me to be surprised?
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 我爱你 Well, I love you.
所以 So...
我也爱你 Love you, too.
后面没车 There's no one behind us.
不用打转向灯 You don't have to put your blinker on.
嗯 安全起见还是打吧 Okay, just being safe. Yeah.
亲爱的蓝 我希望你和你爸爸之间还算愉快 Dear Blue, I hope it goes okay with your dad.
无论你那边怎么样 你激励了我 Whatever happens, you inspired me.
我今天晚上跟我朋友说了我是同性恋 I came out to my friend tonight.
而如果不是你我绝不会这样做 And I never would have done that without you.
或许我们该趁势 Maybe we should ride this bravery train
告诉彼此的真实身份 and reveal our identities.
我非常想知道你到底是谁 爱你 雅克 I'm dying to know who you are. Love, Jacques.
我告诉了我爸爸 I told my dad.
场面非常尴尬 但是 也还好 It was insanely awkward. But also, kind of fine.
但你说反了 And you got it backwards.
是你激励了我 It's you who inspires me.
但是 对不起 But I'm sorry,
我还是没做好揭露彼此身份的准备 I'm just not ready for us to know each other's identities.
爱你 蓝 Love, Blue.
- 喂 你干什么 - 我是薯条杀手 Hey! What are you doing? I'm a fry shark!
- 还挺好吃 - 你是个好薯条杀手 - That is good. - You're a good fry shark.
- 谢谢 谢谢 - 我喜欢 - Thank you, thank you. - I like that.
我都没注意到你什么时候来的 I didn't even know you were coming near.
- 你知道今天是什么日子吗 - 什么日子 - You know what day it is? - What day is it?
一定是周五 Must be Friday!
我猜我现在很受欢迎 对不对 对不对 I guess I'm being loved, right? Right?
失陪一下 Yeah. Excuse me.
嘿 黑人和犹太人在一起会得到什么 Hey, what do you get when you get black and Jewish?
- 什么 - 带点蓝的 - What? - Bluish.
- 这太毒舌了 - 西蒙 - That's mean. - Simon?
艾比什么时候觉得马丁这么有趣了 Since when does Abby find Martin so goddamn funny?
是啊 真不可思议 Yeah, it's crazy.
这真是太蠢了 You know, this is stupid.
我要直接告诉她我喜欢她 I'm just gonna tell her that I like her.
我一直在想 And I've been thinking
有关性经验的事 the whole sexual experience thing,
这没什么大不了的 it's not that big of a deal.
事实上 我一直在练习 好吗 And, actually, I've been practicing, right?
我能在网上 这真的很酷 I got this thing online. It's really cool.
- 它叫做口袋里的少女 - 艾比喜欢马丁 - It's called a pocket puss... - Abby likes Martin.
她亲口跟我说的 She told me herself.
- 但是那是马丁啊 - 我知道 - But he's Martin. - I know.
听着 我不在乎 我要试一试 Look, I don't care. I'm gonna try.
嘿 等一下 那莉娅怎么办 Hey, wait, wait. What about Leah?
什么莉娅怎么办 What about Leah?
兄弟 Dude.
莉娅喜欢你 Leah's in love with you.
不是 她不喜欢我 No, she's not.
你在逗我吗 Are you kidding me?
拜托 她看你的样子 I mean, come on. The way she looks at you
而且自从艾比来了之后她就有一点吃醋 and how she's been all jealous ever since Abby's been around?
每次你来的时候她脸都会红 And she blushes every time you come into the room.
听我说 你和艾比 Look, you and Abby...
不可能在一起的 it's never gonna happen.
但是你和莉娅 But you and Leah...
我觉得 你们在一起很合适 I mean, you could be incredible together.
- 嘿 - 怎么了 - Hey. - What's up?
我有事要跟你说 So I have something to tell you.
尼克邀请我在返校节之前一起吃晚饭 Nick just asked me to get dinner before the homecoming game.
好的 Okay.
不是的 小西 他是这样的 No, like, Si, he was like...
他跑过来跟我说 你想不想一起吃晚饭 He came up to me and he's like, "Do you wanna go get dinner?"
好啊然后我就说 All right, and I was like,
当然 艾比和西蒙也一起来吗 然后他说 "Sure, are Abby and Simon in?" And he was like
就我们两个人 是一次约会 "I was thinking it could just be the two of us. Like, a date."
这太棒了 That's amazing.
真的吗 It is?
是啊 Yeah.
莉娅 得了吧 Leah, come on.
我知道你喜欢他 I know you're into him.
什么 What?
那天你说的那些 All that stuff that you were talking about
就是在布拉姆家的派对之后说的 the night after Bram's party, about,
你说 喜欢一个人 you know, being so into one person
喜欢到快要疯掉了 that it almost kills you.
你说的是尼克 You were talking about Nick.
所以你觉得我应该跟他一起出去 So you think I should go out with him?
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
好的 Okay.
- 怎么样 - 挺好的 - Yeah? - Yeah!
我向你保证 你不会后悔的 I promise you, you're not gonna regret it.
会很棒的 It's gonna be great!
是时候展现真正的技术了 灰熊们 Let's pull out your claws, Grizzlies!
西蒙那个阿尔蒙特的四分卫真的很性感 Simon, that Almont QB is insanely hot.
你知道我们现在可以讨论这些话题了 We can talk about stuff like this now, you know.
唔 我还是不知道 Yeah, I still don't know
我有没有搞清楚了要怎么 if I really quite figured out how.
- 真的吗 - 是的 - Seriously? - Yeah.
我们得好好练练 好了 西蒙 We gotta practice. All right. Simon.
- 怎么了 - 你觉得 - Yeah? - Do you think
那个四分卫穿着那条紧身裤怎么样 that quarterback is lookin' fine in those hot pants?
他看起来真的很不错 He's lookin' pretty fine.
不不不 No. No. No.
很不错 这就对了 加一点身体的律动 Fine! Good. Put your body into it.
很不错 Fine!
这真的很棒 That was really good.
- 这真的很棒 - 谢谢 - That was so good. - Thanks.
嘿快看 那是在松饼屋打工的那个人 Hey, check it out. It's the Waffle House guy.
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
- 莱尔吗 - 我不知道 应该吧 - Lyle? - I don't know. Could be.
- 我不知道 - 你觉得他是 - I don't know. - Do you think he's...
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 你应该跟他聊聊 Okay, well, you should talk to him.
我要去买杯咖啡 你很棒 I'm gonna go get a coffee. Look, you are fine!
你可以的 You got this.
嗨 Hi.
嘿 我最喜欢的服务生 Hey. If it isn't my favorite waiter.
哈 这不是能看透一切的人吗 Ah, there he is. The guy who sees everything.
是的 Yeah.
嘿 我以为你不是那种来返校节玩的人 Hey, I wouldn't have taken you for a homecoming guy.
哦 就是来喝杯咖啡 Oh, just here for the coffee.
当然 对你来说只要有 Of course. Yeah, it's all about the cappuccinos
卡布奇诺和友情就行了 and camaraderie for this guy.
看到你我很开心 I'm glad you're here.
是吗 You are?
是的 Yeah.
因为我想向你打听件事 'Cause I wanted to ask you something.
我那天就想问你 I was gonna ask you the other day
但是我那时候 太怂了 and then I was, like, too chickenshit.
你和艾比是什么关系 What's Abby's deal?
我知道你们经常一起出去玩 I know you and her hang out a lot.
你们是在一起了吗 还是 Are the two of you like a thing, or...
不是 No.
没有 我们只是朋友 No, uh, we're just friends.
我永远不可能和这么性感的人做朋友 I could never be just friends with someone that hot.
是啊 每一天都是煎熬 Yeah! Every day is a struggle.
我得走了 回见 I gotta go. I'll see ya.
嘿 你 Hey! You!
小鸟告诉我你喜欢熊 Little birdie told me you're into bears!
兄弟 是我啊 Dude! It's me!
我是河林之熊 I'm the Creekwood bear.
你当然是了 Of course you are.
谢谢啊 Thank you.
不是在夸你 Not a compliment.
嘿 我知道我下一步要怎么接近艾比了 Hey, um... I figured out my next move with Abby.
你可真棒 马丁 Great, that's good for you, Martin.
我就想快速地在你这里演练一下 I just wanted to run it by you real quick.
不要 马丁 听着 No, Martin, look.
我已经帮你好几个礼拜了 I've been helping you for weeks
我已经受够了为了帮你 and I am sick and tired of helping you
把我朋友们的生活搅得一团糟了 mess with my friends' lives.
为什么你不直接做你 So why don't you just do that shit
在松饼屋干的那些蠢事 that you did at Waffle House?
那可顺利了 That went great.
所以你是说我应该直接上吗 So you're saying I should go for it?
这可是个大动作啊 It's kind of a big gesture.
一不做二不休 不是吗 马丁 Go big or go home! Right, Martin?
一不做二不休 Go big or go home.
我喜欢 多亏了你给我打气 兄弟 I like that. Thanks for the pep talk, man!
要燥起来了 Gotta get amped up.
来吧 Come on!
我们要赢 We're gonna take ya!
伊桑 Ethan!
我不知道你还喜欢足球 I didn't know you like football.
他只是来看看这些性感的男人 He's just here to check out the packages.
你妈从来没教过你 Didn't your mother ever tell you
不要在公开场合露出你短小的丁丁吗 not to grab your micropenis in public?
有没有鹰嘴豆泥来搭配这根小胡萝卜呀 Could we get some hummus for that baby carrot?
闭嘴吧你 Shut up, man.
- 嘿伙计们 - 怎么样啊 - Hey, guys. - What's up?
晚饭吃得怎么样 How was dinner?
挺不错的 It was good.
嗯 我们吃了灌汤包 Yeah, uh, we got soup dumplings.
我跟你说的那家汤包店 That dumpling place I told you about?
是啊 Yeah.
你知道的 你可以和马丁一起去 You know, maybe you could go with Martin.
我为什么要和马丁一起去 Why would I go with Martin?
奏国歌 起立 Please stand for the national anthem.
演出的收入会捐赠给难民 This goes out to all the refugees.
和我的声乐导师莫妮卡·路易斯 And my vocal coach, Monica Lewis.
* 哦 你可否看见 * * O say can you see *
* 在晨曦初现时 * * By the dawn's early light *
* 是何如此自豪 * * What so proud... *
你在搞什么鬼 What the hell are you doing?
对不起 嗨 Sorry. Hi.
嗨 大家好不好意思打扰一下 Hi, everyone. Uh, sorry to interrupt.
为什么要打扰国歌演奏 Why are we interrupting the national anthem?
但是我有些话要说 But I have something to say...
比国歌更重要的话 that's a little more important than the national anthem.
没有冒犯美国的意思 No offense, America.
艾比盖尔·凯瑟琳·苏索 Abigail Katherine Susso...
你转学到河林高中的时候 when you transferred to Creekwood High School,
也就是三个半月前 just a short three and a half months ago,
你不仅仅是转入了一所新学校 you not only transferred into a new school,
你同时也转入了一颗心 you transferred your way into a new heart
属于我的那颗心 就在这里 belonging to me. My heart. Right here.
不管是在啤酒乒乓球时跟你搭档 And whether it was being your partner in pong,
还是在松饼屋里做你的战士 or your Waffle House warrior,
我都非常珍惜 I have cherished...
这与你度过的13万5300分钟 the 135,300 minutes that we've spent together.
哦不好意思 Oh, I'm sorry.
是13万5301分钟 135,301 minutes.
我知道你是如此的聪慧 有天赋 And I know that you're this smart, talented
如此的完美 perfect creature.
我只是一个穿着灰熊戏服出了一身汗的蠢货 And, uh, I'm just a sweaty schlub in a bear costume.
但就像是老博吉说的那样 But like old Bogie used to say,
这是一个疯狂又混乱的世界 it's a "crazy mixed-up world."
所以 艾比 So, Abby,
干脆痛快一点 without further ado...
你愿意跟我约会吗 will you go out with me?
你配不上她的 猪头 She's too hot for you, assface!
不好意思 借过一下 Excuse me. Sorry.
拜托答应他 答应他 Just say yes. Say yes.
马丁 Martin...
真对不起 I am so sorry.
我对你没感觉 I don't feel that way about you.
你没有吗 You don't?
没有 No.
但是我挺喜欢和一起玩的 But I really like hanging out with you
说不定我们还能做朋友 你知道吗 and I don't know, maybe we could still be friends, you know?
好吧 额 Yeah, uh...
这些是鸽子吗 Are those doves?
不不 嘿嘿 苏拉杰 No, no, hey, hey! Suraj!
嘿 别弄了 她说不 别弄了 Hey! No, no! She said no! No, don't.
哟 我以为你说她喜欢他 Yo, I thought you said she liked him.
不是我想要的隆重的鸽子放飞仪式 Not the ceremonious dove launch I was hoping for.
但是能给一些鸟儿自由还是挺振奋人心的 But still uplifting to free some birds.
是啊 Yeah.
好的 额 Okay, uh...
享受这场比赛 Enjoy the game.
做的不错 马丁 就该这么做 马丁 Nice try, Martin! And way to go, Martin!
你至少试过了 不是吗 You gave it a shot! Right?
这真是太糟糕了 That was terrible.
别担心 过几个礼拜大家就会忘了 Don't worry, people will get over it in a few weeks.
我笑得停不下来了 啊哈哈哈哈
青年求爱大失败
棕熊袭击时刻
惨 案
我是唐纳德·J·特朗普 This is Donald J. Trump.
马丁·艾迪生现在不方便接电话 Martin Addison can't come to the phone right now.
嘿 马丁 还是我 西蒙 Hey, Martin, it's Simon. Again.
我只想确定你没事 Um, look, I wanna make sure you're doing all right.
我知道你最近很难熬 I know it's been tough since, uh...
就是从 当时 听我说 就是 Well, you know since when. Um, listen. Just...
给我回个电话 行吗 Just give me a call back, okay?
我就想知道你没事 I just wanna make sure you're okay.
嘿 你躲在里面干嘛 Hey! What you doin' in there?
认真的吗 Really?
我要你帮我装饰 把这些解开来 可以吗 I need you to help me decorate. Untangle these for me, will ya?
这一点都不酷 我马上就下来行吗 This is not cool. I'll be down in a minute, okay?
- 什么一点也不酷 - 我马上就下来 - What's not cool? - I'll be down in a minute.
你站在我房间边上的梯子上 The fact that you're on a ladder next to my room!
我还是能看到你 I can still clearly see you.
好了 这就对了 行吧 圣诞快乐 All right, there you go. Okay. Merry Christmas.
雅克 Jacques,
我一边喝着蛋酒 一边在打包去我爸在雷本湖 I'm drinking eggnog and packing to go to my dad's cabin
边小屋的行李 on Lake Rabun.
我很确定维基百科上有一张照片说 I'm pretty sure there's a photo of it on the Wikipedia page
那是与世隔绝的地方 for "middle of nowhere."
与世隔绝的地方 Middle of nowhere.
我要去一个没有暖气的房子度假 I'm going to an unheated vacation house
在与世隔绝的地方 in the middle of nowhere.
哦 糟了 Oh, shit.
那里基本没有电 更别说手机信号了 There's barely electricity and definitely no cell service
所以这是我这段时间给你发的最后一封邮件了 so this will be my last email for a while.
这真的是人生重要的一件大事 It should be a real rite of passage.
一位父亲和他的同性恋儿子 A dad and his gay son pretending they like
假装喜欢钓鱼 拼命寻找话题 to fish and trying to find things to talk about.
没有你这将是非常折磨人的 It's gonna to be an excruciating two weeks
两周 雅克 爱你 布鲁 without you, Jacques. Love, Blue.
听起来你需要一些好歌 Sounds like you're gonna need some good music.
我会给你发一份歌单 So I'm sending a list of the seven best
有史以来最棒的7首圣诞单曲 Christmas songs of all time.
当然包括大卫·鲍伊的 Of course it includes David Bowie's
小鼓手 "Little Drummer Boy,"
史摩基·罗宾逊和奇迹组合的 and Smokey Robinson & The Miracles'
每天都是圣诞节 "Christmas Everyday,"
但是你最需要的那首歌 but the number one song you're gonna need,
相信我 听起来有一点 and trust me, I know this sounds a little bit twee...
* 总有一天圣诞节不会再有男人 * * Someday at Christmas men won't be boys *
BGM：Someday at Christmas - Jackson 5
* 像男孩玩玩具一样拿着炸弹 * * Playing with bombs like kids play with toys *
* 某个温暖的十二月 我们的心将会看见 * * One warm December our hearts will see *
* 一个充满自由的人类世界 喔喔喔 * * A world where men are free Ooh *
* 总有一天圣诞节不会再有战争 * * Someday at Christmas there'll be no wars *
* 彼时我们已习得圣诞的含义 * * When we have learned what Christmas is for *
* 彼时我们将找到生命的意义 * * When we have found what life's really worth *
* 和平满人间 * * There'll be peace on Earth *
* 某天我们都会梦想成真 * * Someday all our dreams will come to be *
* 某天在一个人们都自由的世界 * * Someday in a world where men are free *
* 或许我们不会等到 * * Maybe not in time for you and me *
* 但这样的圣诞终会到来 * * But someday at Christmas time *
* 总有一天圣诞节我们生活在不再 * * Someday at Christmas we'll see a land... *
- 小西 你看到了吗 - 嗨 - Si, have you seen it? - Hey.
看什么 Seen what?
河林八卦论坛 CreekSecrets.
你现在马上看一眼你的电脑 You need to look at your computer right away.
亲爱的河林的同学们 Dear fellow Creekwood students,
西蒙·斯皮尔有一个秘密的男性笔友 Simon Spier has a secret male pen pal.
因为他是同性恋 Because he's gay.
有意向的人可以直接联系他 Interested parties may contact him directly
谈论约炮事宜 to discuss arrangements for butt sex.
女士们并不适用 Ladies need not apply.
我们都应该谈论这个 We should all probably be talking about this
而不是马丁·艾迪生在返校节上崩溃了 instead of Martin Addison's homecoming debacle
不过你仔细想的话 which was actually kind of sweet,
那还有点甜 有点浪漫 and romantic, if you think about it.
真挚的 匿名者 Sincerely, Anonymous.
小西 你看了吗 Si, have you read it?
我现在不想说话 I can't talk right now.
- 不 小西 等等 - 我要挂了 - No. Si, wait! - I gotta go.
小西 Si?
我看到了 I saw it.
我已经举报了 他们会把它撤下来的 I already reported it. They're gonna take it down.
太晚了 It's too late.
已经有人看过了 所以 No, there's people who've already seen it, so...
没关系的 it doesn't really matter.
这是真的 It's true.
我是 我是同性恋 I'm... I'm gay.
哦 Oh...
那你要怎么办 So what are you gonna do?
我不知道 I don't know.
你可以否认的 You could deny it.
我为什么要否认 诺拉 Why the hell would I deny it, Nora?
我并不以此为耻 I'm not ashamed of it.
但你从来都没说过 You've just never really said anything.
那又怎么样 So what?
那又有什么关系呢 What does that have to do with anything?
你到底在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
对不起 Sorry.
我知道你没法上网了 你回来之后 I know you're going off the grid and you won't see
才能看到这些 但是发生了一些事 this until you're back, but something's happened.
你会发现我是谁 You're gonna find out who I am.
有人把我们的聊天记录发到了网上 And someone posted our emails.
请不要抓狂 拜托了 蓝 Please don't freak out. Please, Blue.
我要你答应我你不会消失 I need you to promise me you won't disappear.
艾比: 西蒙 打个电话给我 爱你 尼克: 哥们 想出来走走吗 莉亚: 请打给我 拜托
苏菲 爱你西蒙 打给我 艾比 西蒙 打个电话给我 爱你 尼克 嗨 哥们 想出来走走吗 莉亚 给我回个电话吧
我要拆我的礼物 Let me open my present.
亲爱的 我在暗示你该刮胡子了 Honey, I'm trying to tell you you need to shave.
这意味着你会继续做饭吗 Does that mean you're gonna keep cooking?
是的当然 我今晚可以做饭啊 Yeah, of course. I can make dinner tonight, too.
- 太棒了 - 这是干嘛的 - Awesome. - What's this for?
哦 Oh!
是这个 夏洛克 给你 This one, Sherlock. There you go.
这是什么 What is it?
蓝牙耳机 Bluetooth headphones.
- 你喜欢黑色的吗 - 哦我太喜欢了 - Do you like the black? - Oh, I love it.
因为我不知道你是不是喜欢 Because I didn't know if you liked...
这很棒 This is great.
- 他们还有别的颜色 - 他说他喜欢这个 - They have other colors. - He said he likes it.
- 没事的 我很喜欢 - 好的 我还留着发票呢 - No, I love it. - Okay. I have the receipt.
他没事的 He's good.
其实 我有件事想告诉你们 Actually, I did want to talk to you guys about something.
什么事 What is it?
这个 Uh, well...
让我来猜一下 Let me guess...
你把人姑娘肚子搞大了 you got somebody pregnant.
不 是你怀孕啦 No, you're pregnant.
- 对对 是我 - 我就知道 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm pregnant. - I knew it.
看他脸上容光焕发的 宝贝 He's got that glow about him, baby.
- 宝贝 - 不 不是 - Honey. - No. Uh...
我是同性恋 I'm gay.
宝贝 Honey.
我不想让你们觉得我因此有所不同 And I don't want you guys to think anything different.
我还是我 I'm still me.
那是当然 Of course you are.
哦 西蒙 Oh, Simon. Yeah.
所以你是同性恋 So you're gay?
哪个前女友让你改变性取向的 Which one of your old girlfriends turned ya?
是浓眉毛的那个吗 Was it the one with the big eyebrow...
- 杰克 - 老天爷 - Jack. - Jesus Christ.
爸 你能闭嘴吗 Dad, can you ever shut the hell up?
我开玩笑呢 I'm kidding.
- 一点也不好笑 - 诺拉 - It's not funny. - Nora
你就拆你的礼物吧 Just open up your gift. Please.
没事的 宝贝 It's okay, honey.
- 诺拉 这是给你的礼物 - 西蒙 - Nora, I got you this. - Simon.
那是给你的 不 那是给你的 That's for you. No, that's for you.
那是我给你的 That's from me.
美膳雅：美国专业厨具品牌
那是美膳雅的电动打蛋器 It's a Cuisinart.
我很喜欢 谢谢你 西蒙 I love it. Thank you, Simon.
亲爱的蓝 新年快乐 Dear Blue, happy New Year.
怎么打扮得像同性恋
怎样打扮的像Gay
我没有收到你的消息 I haven't heard from you,
我猜是因为你们那里没有信号 so I'm going to assume it's because you have no service.
左：安德森·库珀 美国记者 作家和电视主持人 右：电台主持人安迪·科恩 俩人是好友
圣诞节我在家人面前出柜了 I came out to my entire family on Christmas.
并不是很顺利 It didn't go great.
整个假期我都在躲着我的朋友们 And I've been avoiding my friends the whole break
因为各种原因 for all sorts of reasons.
改变令人疲累 Change is exhausting.
面对出柜后的一切新鲜事物 I feel like there's nowhere to hide
我感觉自己无处可逃 from all the newness of everything.
除了在这里 和你聊天 Except here. With you.
请你一有信号 Please write to me.
就发消息给我 As soon as you get even one bar of service.
来点早餐墨西哥卷饼 Breakfast burrito?
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 小西 Hey, Si.
过来坐下 Come sit down.
我要迟到了 I'm gonna be late.
嘿 大家伙 Hey, guys.
嘿 西蒙 我们得谈一谈 Hey, Simon, we need to talk.
我和艾比除夕一起过的 So Abby and I hung out on New Year's Eve, and...
现在你看 我们在一起了 you see, now we're together.
- 很棒啊 很不错 - 是的 - That's awesome. That's great. - Yeah, it is.
但然后我们谈到为什么用了这么长时间才了解彼此的心意 But then we got to talking about why it took so long.
为什么你要告诉尼克 Why did you tell Nick that I have
我有个读大学的男朋友叫乔纳森 a boyfriend in college named Jonathan?
你为什么要编造这些 Why'd you make that up?
是这样的 马丁 Look, Martin...
他就是那个在河林八卦论坛上爆我料的人 he was the one who wrote that CreekSecrets post about me.
他截屏了我的邮件 He screenshotted my emails
几个月来他一直拿它们来要挟我 and he's been using them to blackmail me for months.
那和我们有啥关系 西蒙 What does that have to do with us, Simon?
他告诉我如果我不帮他追艾比 He told me that if I didn't help him get with Abby,
他就曝光我 he'd out me.
所以我 And I...
那就是为什么我必须拆散你们俩 That's why I had to keep you guys apart.
所以你就撒谎 So you made up a bunch of lies.
所以那就是为什么你说服我和莉娅约会 And that's why you convinced me to go on that date with Leah?
借此让我远离艾比 You know, to keep me away from Abby?
所以 等等 在松饼屋对台词 So, wait. Running lines at Waffle House
在布拉姆家玩投球 and beer pong at Bram's,
所有这一切都是为了把我推向马丁 all of that was just to pawn me off on Martin?
我又不是什么可以任你摆布的物品 西蒙 I'm not a piece of meat, Simon.
你知道我重新开始有多困难 You know how hard it was for me to start over.
我信任你 I trusted you.
走 莉娅 我送你去学校吧 Hey, come on, Leah. I'll take you to school.
莉娅 莉娅 拜托 听我解释 Leah. Leah, please. Listen, listen.
我知道我把一切都搞砸了 I know I messed up, okay?
但我知道你喜欢尼克 But I knew you were in love with Nick.
- 我想也许 - 别说了 And I thought that maybe... Just stop it!
你知道吗 你真是太笨了 西蒙 You know what? You are insanely stupid, Simon.
我从来没有爱过尼克 我爱的是你 I was never in love with Nick. I was in love with you!
但是 But...
我们 我们是好朋友 We're... We're us.
是的 Yeah, well...
抱歉 Sorry.
我一直想告诉你 I've been trying to tell you.
那天晚上在你家过夜 我本来想告诉你 That night I slept over, I was trying to tell you.
你知道最搞笑的是什么吗 You wanna know the funniest part?
这些年来 你对女孩一直很挑剔 It's that all these years, you being so picky with girls,
我想也许那是因为你可能也喜欢我 I thought that maybe it was because you might like me, too.
然后你告诉我 我应该和尼克出去约会 And then, you know, you told me I should go out with Nick
我才意识到你永远不会对我有那种想法 and I realized you were just never gonna see me that way.
我能接受你是同性恋 小西 I can deal with you being gay, Si.
但让我心碎的是 But you set me up to get my heart broken
你以为我爱的是尼克 并因此利用我 when you thought I was in love with Nick
这样未免太残忍了 and that just makes you cruel.
你还好吗 You all right?
还坚持得住 Hanging in there.
我声明一下 Uh, for the record,
我说我们有很多共同点 你知道的 when I was saying that we have a lot in common, you know,
我不是 我说的不是那个 I wasn't really... That's not what I was talking about.
我知道 Gotcha.
只是说明一下 Just FYI, just for the record.
- 好的 - 谢谢 Okay, great. Thanks. All right.
嘿 杰基 Hey, Jackie.
你和我约会是因为你觉得我长得像男生吗 Did you date me because you think I look like a guy?
不 不是 我和你分手其实是因为 No. No, I actually broke up with you
你不像男生 because you don't look like a guy.
哦 好的 谢谢 Oh. Oh, okay. Thanks.
不客气 Welcome.
他说了什么 What did he say?
耶 嘿 河林的同学们 Yeah! Hey, Creekwood!
这是专为你表演的 斯皮尔 This one's for you, Spier.
嘿 伊森 Hey, Ethan.
哦 耶 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah.
哦 哦 哦 Ooh, ooh, ooh.
你喜欢这样 对不 斯皮尔 You like that, don't you, Spier?
耶 Yeah.
哦 耶 伊森 西蒙好喜欢 Oh, yeah, Ethan, Simon likey.
你们有什么想对我说的吗 You have something you wanna say to me?
我说你们有什么想对我说的吗 I said do you have something to say to me?
让我来处理吧 I'll take it from here.
嘿 阿尔布赖特小姐 Hey, Ms. Albright.
别叫我 嘿 阿尔布赖特小姐 Don't "Hey, Ms. Albright" me.
我们关系没好到那种程度 你们既不帮我编头发 We're not friends. You're not gonna braid my hair
又不帮我涂指甲 or paint my nails.
给我从桌子上下来 Get your ass off the table now!
你们两个浑身臭汗 荷尔蒙旺盛的毛头小子 You sweaty, hormonal virgins.
知道吗 你们将被停学很长一段时间 You know what? You're about to be suspended for so long,
长到在它结束之前 你们已经变成了 that by the time it's over, you're gonna be
你们注定成为的 the fat, bald, unhappily married
肥胖秃顶 婚姻不幸的废柴 wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become.
你不能那样对我们说话 You can't talk to us like that.
事实上 我能 因为我已经说了 Actually, I can, 'cause I just did.
知道为什么吗 因为你们就是两个 And you know why? Because you're just those two
在整个学校面前 assholes that did that shitty thing
装乖卖丑的蠢货 你猜怎么着 in front of the whole school. And guess what?
没人会可怜那些蠢货 尤其是我 Nobody feels sorry for those assholes, especially me.
现在 立即去沃斯先生的办公室 Now, walk. Mr. Worth's office now.
拜 Bye.
啊哈 这个现在是我的了 Uh-uh. That's mine now.
我要卖掉它 去做绝育 I'mma sell it. Get my tubes tied.
为什么沃斯先生非得找我们谈话 Why does Mr. Worth have to talk to us?
我是说 就不能让这事过了吗 I mean, can't we just let this shit go?
对不起 伊森 Hey, I'm sorry, Ethan.
只有你一个人出柜的时候没发生这种事 None of this ever happened when just you were out.
你知道他们怎么说吗 一个基 没人会在意 You know what they say, one gay's a snooze,
两个就变成了众矢之的 two's a hilarious hate crime.
你本可以告诉我你是基 You could've told me you were gay.
我想我是觉得我们不太一样 I guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
这还用说 西蒙 You're telling me, Simon.
你满衣柜的连帽衫 It's not like your all-hoodie wardrobe
可不是我的菜 rocks my world.
我不知道 I don't know.
也许我是嫉妒 Maybe I was jealous.
你十六岁就出柜了 You've been out since you were 16.
对你来说一切都是那么顺利 It always seemed so easy for you.
顺利 Easy?
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
到现在 我们每周日去祖父母家晚餐的时候 My mom still tells my grandparents
我妈都还在和他们讲 about all the girls I'm dating
我又和哪个哪个女生约会 when we go over to their house for dinner, every Sunday.
她说 他们老了 又信教 She says it's 'cause they're old and religious,
我出柜的事瞒着他们好些 and it's just easier that way.
我不知道 或许是这样的 I don't know, maybe that's true.
但你真该听听她谈起那些女孩时的语气 But you should hear her voice when she talks about the girls.
好了 男孩们 进来吧 All right, boys, come on in.
来吧 Come on.
好了 就站在这 All right, just stand right here.
起来 Get up.
好了 这两位先生有事 Okay, these gentlemen have something
想跟你们说 that they would like to say to you.
对不起 是我们的错 We're sorry. Our bad.
这就对了 因为在河林高中 That's right. 'Cause at Creekwood High,
我们相信什么 what do we believe in?
包容 Tolerance.
而包容指的是我们尊重 And "tolerance" means we respect
西蒙和伊森选择彼此做男朋友 Simon and Ethan's choice to be boyfriends.
- 我们不是男朋友 - 对 我们不是 We are not boyfriends. Yeah. No.
嘿 不管你们怎么叫 我无所谓 说真的 Hey, whatever you wanna call it, it's fine with me. Seriously.
我们叫 非恋爱关系的 We call it "two people
两个人 that are not at all romantically involved."
哦 我懂 低调 Yeah, I get it. Keepin' it casual, man.
真的 我懂 I get that, seriously.
哦 西蒙 嘿 我们能谈谈吗 Oh. Simon. Hey, can we talk?
我没什么跟你说的 I don't have anything to say to you.
拜托 我只是想说 Please, please. I just wanted to say
我错了对不起 好吗 that I was sorry, okay?
我不知道 我没料到 I didn't know or think
他们会做这样的事 that people still did shit like that.
返校节那事把我搞得很糟心 And I got in a lot of shit for Homecoming,
我只是想转移一下大家的注意力 你知道的 and I wanted everyone to focus on something else, you know?
我不知道会闹得这么大 I just didn't think it was gonna be a big thing.
我不管你认为 I don't care if you didn't think that my coming out
我出柜事大事小 马丁 was gonna be a big thing, Martin.
但是 这不该由你来决定 Look, you don't get to decide that.
应该由我来决定什么时候 I'm supposed to be the one that decides when
在哪里 以何种方式 谁知道以及怎样讲 and where, and how and who knows and how I get to say it.
那是该由我来决定的事情 That's supposed to be my thing!
而你剥夺了我的权力 And you took that away from me.
所以现在 请你滚开 So, look, can you please just get the fuck away from me?
我看到了帖文 我知道你是谁 I saw the posts. I know who you are.
雅克说 Jacques a Dit.
西蒙说：美英传统儿童游戏, 发指令时说"西蒙说"参加者才能照做.
这是 西蒙说 在法国的叫法 That's what they call Simon Says in France.
非常聪明 Very clever.
很抱歉 西蒙 我不能再给你写信 I'm sorry, Simon. I can't do this anymore.
- 拜托 蓝 - 对不起 - Please, Blue. - I'm so sorry.
你不能丢下我 我的世界已经天翻地覆 You can't leave me alone. Everything's falling apart.
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我都没和她说话 I mean, I haven't even talked to her.
也没见她 I haven't even seen her at school.
不管怎样 待会课上见 好吗 Anyway, I guess I'll see you in class, right?
- 嗯 好的 - 行 - Yeah, totally. - Okay.
待会见 Later.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 西蒙 Hey, Simon.
是你吗 Is it you?
你是蓝吗 Are you Blue?
不 不是我 抱歉 No. No, it's not me. Sorry.
我知道你这几天很难受 I know you've had a crazy couple days.
你想谈谈吗 You wanna talk about it?
不了 抱歉 我不该问的 No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked.
- 没事 - 抱歉打扰你 No, don't worry. Sorry for bothering you.
你知道吗 Did you know?
我知道你有个秘密 I knew you had a secret.
我的意思是 小时候你总是无忧无虑 I mean, when you were little, you were so carefree.
但最近几年 你越来越 But these last few years, more and more...
我觉得 就像是你在憋着气 it's almost like I could feel you holding your breath.
我本想问你 但我 I wanted to ask you about it, but I...
不想窥探你的隐私 didn't wanna pry.
- 或许我做错了 - 不 妈妈 你 Maybe I made a mistake. No. No, Mom, you...
你没有做错 You didn't make a mistake.
同性恋是你的选择 Being gay is your thing.
有些事情你需要独自面对 There are parts of it you have to go through alone.
我讨厌这样 I hate that.
出柜的时候你说 妈妈 我还是我 As soon as you came out, you said, "Mom, I'm still me."
我希望你知道 I need you to hear this.
你还是你 西蒙 You are still you, Simon.
你还是那个我喜欢捉弄 And you are still the same son who I love to tease,
事事帮衬你爸爸的儿子 and who your father depends on for just about everything.
你依然是那个 And you're the same brother
即便很难吃 who always compliments his sister on her food,
还总夸妹妹做的东西好吃的哥哥 even when it sucks.
但是现在你需要吐出那口气了 西蒙 But you get to exhale now, Simon.
你可以比以往任何时候 You get to be more you than you have been...
更忠实自己 in a very long time.
你值得拥有你想要的一切 You deserve everything you want.
我的儿子 My boy.
嘿 莉娅 Hey, Leah.
- 嘿 - 你好呀 Hey. What's up?
你在做什么 What are you doing?
就出来跑跑步 你知道的 Just going for a run, you know.
日常活动 Daily ritual.
你从来没有这个习惯 Yeah, you've never done that.
现在有了 Have, too.
但你穿的是牛仔裤 But you're wearing jeans.
这是我的跑步牛仔裤 They're my running jeans.
西蒙 你快要晕过去了了 Simon, you're about to pass out.
好吧 我不是来跑步的 Okay, fine. I'm not going for a run.
嘿 莉娅 拜托听我讲 Hey, Leah. Please, listen.
我知道 好吧 Look, I know, okay?
你不想让所有人都知道你是同性恋 You didn't want anyone to know you're gay.
不只是这个 No, that wasn't just it.
我爱上了一个人 I fell in love with someone.
邮件里的那个人 That guy in the emails...
我爱他 I love him.
我知道如果马丁把我们的邮件泄露出去 And I knew that if Martin leaked our emails,
就会把他吓跑 it'd scare him off.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我知道我做错了 I know what I did was messed up.
你是我最好的朋友 You're my best friend.
如果我是你最好的朋友 If I'm your best friend,
那为何你在艾比面前出柜而不是我 then why did you come out to Abby and not me?
我觉得这样容易些 Think it was easier.
我认识艾比不过六个月 I've known Abby for six months,
而我认识你13年了 and I've known you for 13 years.
我知道如果我告诉了你 And I knew that if I told you,
一切就会不一样了 that everything was gonna be different.
我真的不希望改变这一切 I really wanted things to stay the same.
给我讲讲你爱的这个男孩 Tell me about this guy you love.
- 你确定吗 - 我确定 You sure? Yeah.
这可以帮我除掉我脑中异性恋的西蒙印象 It'll help me kill off Hetero Simon in my mind.
- 你没必要除掉他 - 他已经死了 小西 You don't have to kill him off. He's dead, Si.
我们说话这会已经在脑中把他大卸八块了 Hacking him up with a mental machete as we speak.
好吧 没毛病 All right. Fair enough.
所以 我叫他蓝 So, I call him Blue.
嘿 小西 Hey, Si.
怎么了 Yeah?
你知道这事多久了 How long have you known?
我真正明白我是基大约是在 Like, I really started to get it when I was around...
十三岁时 thirteen?
四年了 四年来 Four years? Four years of...
一起吃饭 eating dinner together,
一起看电影 four years of going to movies together.
一起带比伯遛弯 Four years of walking Bieber together.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不该没看出来 I shouldn't have missed it.
不 爸爸 No. Hey, no, Dad.
所有那些愚蠢的玩笑 All those stupid jokes...
哦 我知道你不是故意的 Well, I know you didn't mean 'em.
那不重要 我不该没发觉的 It doesn't matter. I shouldn't have missed it.
但是 But...
我怕说着说着跑题了 所以 in case the message got lost somewhere I just...
我只是想告诉你 我爱你 I just want you to know that I love you.
我真心为你骄傲 And I'm really proud of you.
我不想让你改变什么 I wouldn't change anything about you.
嘿 爸爸 别这样 Hey. Shit, Dad.
嘿 别哭啦 Hey, stop crying.
我正在努力止住眼泪 I'm trying. I'm trying.
哦 老天 Oh, God.
过来 Come here.
给妈妈的录像做得怎么样了 How's that video for Mom coming?
很好 很好 Good. Good, good.
那就好 Good.
你不知道怎么输出 是吗 You don't know how to export it,
你能帮我吗 拜托 do you? Can you help me with that
当然 please? Yeah.
好了 走吧 Okay. Let's go.
嘿 Hey.
我想或许我们可以一起上基达 I thought maybe we could sign up for Grindr together.
你不知道基达是什么 对吗 You don't know what Grindr is, do you?
就是同志的脸书 It's Facebook for gay people.
这个我知道 Not what it is.
女士先生们 我将为你们呈现 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
二十年的幸福时光 20 years of bliss.
BGM：Shine A Light - BANNERS
这是你们爷俩做的吗 Did you guys do this?
* 告诉我你属于我 * * Say you're mine *
对 西蒙和我一起做的 Simon and I did it, yeah.
- 我只是帮了下忙 - 大部分是我做的 I just helped. It was mostly me.
好吧 Yeah, right.
* 带我去向更高处 * * Take me higher *
有必要这样吗 Really? Really?
* 照亮一束光 照在我身上 * * Shine a light on, shine a light on me *
我不敢相信你做了这个 I can't believe you did this.
我不知所措 只给你买了只手表 I panicked and bought you a watch.
没事的 That's okay.
待会你可以给我店里买不到的的东西 You can give me somethin' later that I can't get in the store.
* 照亮一束光 照在我身上 * * Shine a light on, shine a light on me *
太恶心了吧 That's really gross.
- 大家伙 专心看录像吧 - 抱歉 看录像吧 Oh, guys, just look. Sorry, just pay attention.
看看小比伯 Just look at baby Bieber!
* 我迷失在海里 大浪拖我深入海底 * * 'Cause I was lost at sea while the waves were dragging me underneath *
真可爱 He was so cute!
看看我们的宝贝 Just look at our baby!
亲爱的河林高中的同学们 Dear students of Creekwood High School,
凡是可以上网的人都知道 As anyone with a half-decent data plan already knows,
最近这个网站上有人发文称 a recent post on this very website
我是基 declared that I was gay.
虽然手法低劣 The delivery left something to be desired,
但内容属实 but the message is true.
我确实是基 I am... gay.
很长一段时间 为隐瞒这个事实我苦不堪言 For a long time, I was killing myself to hide that fact.
我有各种理由 I had all these reasons.
只有同志需要出柜 这不公平 It was unfair that only gay people had to come out.
我讨厌改变 I was sick of change.
但事实是我只是害怕 But the truth is I was just scared.
来 盖瑞特 我们走 Come on, Garrett. Let's go!
起初我以为只有同志会有这种烦恼 At first I thought it was just a gay thing.
但后来我意识到 无论怎样 But then I realized, no matter what,
向世界宣布你是谁 announcing who you are to the world
都很可怕 is pretty terrifying
因为如果世界不喜欢你会怎样 because what if the world doesn't like you?
所以 我尽力守住我的秘密 So, I did whatever I could to keep my secret.
我伤害了最好 最重要的人 I hurt the best, most important people.
我想让他们知道我很抱歉 And I want them to know that I'm sorry.
我受够了担惊受怕 I am done being scared.
受够了活在一个 I'm done living in a world
不能做我自己的世界 where I don't get to be who I am.
我值得拥有浪漫的爱情 I deserve a great love story.
事先声明 以下将会像电影一样浪漫 Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as eff
若有不喜欢无谓情感的 so anyone adverse to gratuitous feelings
请点击进入问答游戏 kindly click over to the BuzzFeed quiz
或者继续看你们暂停的黄片 or resume the porn you paused to read this.
你都不用梯子的吗 Did you even use the ladder?
我爱的那个人曾经写道 This guy that I love once wrote
他感觉就像坐摩天轮一样 that he felt like he was stuck on a Ferris wheel.
上一秒还在世界之巅 On top of the world one minute,
下一秒就跌落谷底 at rock bottom the next.
我现在就是那样的感觉 That's how I feel now.
我不能要求更棒的朋友 I couldn't ask for more amazing friends,
更理解我的父母 因为他们已经做得够好了 a more understanding family.
但若是有人与我分享 But it would all be so much better
那就更好了 if I had someone to share it with.
所以 蓝 So, Blue...
我或许不知道你的名字你的样貌 I might not know your name or what you look like.
但我了解你 But I know who you are.
我知道你很有趣很细心 I know you're funny and thoughtful.
你用词小心 That you choose your words carefully
文笔总那么优美 and that they're always perfect.
我知道你已经假装了太久 And I know that you've been pretending for so long
很难停下来 it's hard to believe you can stop.
我明白 I get it.
就像我一开始告诉你的那样 Like I told you at the very beginning,
我和你一样 I'm just like you.
- 嗨 西蒙 - 你好 - Hi, Simon. - What's up?
所以 蓝 So, Blue...
星期五晚 舞剧表演后 你知道我会在哪里 after the play, Friday at 10:00, you know where I'll be.
我不强求 但我希望你出现 No pressure for you to show up, but I hope you do.
因为你也值得拥有伟大的爱情 Because you deserve a great love story too.
爱你 西蒙 Love, Simon.
信息发送成功!
* 欢迎您啊 * * Willkommen *
* 欢迎您 * * Bienvenue *
* 欢迎来到歌厅 * * Welcome im cabaret *
* 来歌厅吧 * * Au cabaret *
* 来歌厅 * * To cabaret *
好吧 他们给的经费不够用 Okay. They're not paying me enough for this.
嗨 莉娅 哦 我的天 HI - LEAH: Oh, my God.
- 哦 我的天 - 你太棒啦 - Oh, my God! - You were amazing.
我没开玩笑 I'm not even kidding.
- 你简直燃爆 - 谢谢 You were, like, insane. Thank you!
怎样 宝贝 What's up? Baby!
很好 很好 Yeah. Yeah.
- 嘿 西蒙 - 嘿 Hey, Simon. Hey.
今晚想跟我们一起去狂欢吗 Do you wanna go to the carnival with us tonight?
好啊 Yes.
- 好吗 - 真棒 - Yeah? - Yeah!
耶 Yay!
过来 莉娅 Get in here, Leah!
爱你们 The love!
谢谢 Thank you.
BGM：Wings - HAERTS
* 我永远不会放手让你走 * * I will never let you go *
* 我知道你想要 知道你想要 * * I know you want it, know you want it *
我们就在这 对 We'll be right here. Yeah.
* 学会爱意味着不去知道 * * Learning love means not to know *
去找他吧 去吧 Go get him. All right.
呜 好样的 Yes! Woo! Yeah!
* 我会学着接受 学着接受你 * * I'll learn to take it, learn to take you *
加油 西蒙 Go, Simon!
斯皮尔 斯皮尔 呜 Spier, Spier, Spier! Woo!
这些应该可以坐几轮 That should last a while.
* 爱啊 * * Love *
哦 老天 快看 Oh, my God, look.
我打赌他在等另外那个基 I bet he's waiting for the other gay kid.
丹娜呢 她喜欢这种 Where's Dana? She'll love this.
挺你 兄弟 为你骄傲 You got this, buddy. Proud of you.
耶 兄弟 加油 Yeah, buddy! Yeah!
好样的 呜 You got it! Woo!
就是这样 This is it.
耶 Yeah!
我们爱你 西蒙 We love you, Simon!
哟 你能 别这样 Yo. Can you just... Come on, no.
加油 西蒙 Go, Simon!
好了 这是最后一轮了 兄弟 Okay. That's your last ride ticket, buddy.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait!
西蒙 是我 Simon, it's me.
我是蓝 我爱你 I'm Blue. I love you.
不 你不是 No, you're not.
不 我不是 我只是 No, I'm not. I just...
这太残忍了 This is so brutal.
这 我看 Here. I'll tell you what.
我有几张 多少钱 I got a couple... How much is it?
四块钱四张票 好的 给你 It's four tickets, four bucks. Perfect. Okay. There you go.
最后一轮算我的 Last one's on me.
挺你 Got it.
最后一轮 Last call for the Ferris wheel!
哦 别这样 我看不下去了 宝贝 Oh, no, I can't watch. I can't watch this, babe. No.
太惨了 This is awful.
哦 朵拉 等等 Okay, Dora. Wait, wait.
我可以坐这吗 Can I sit there?
我在等一个人 I was kind of waiting for somebody.
哦 我知道 Yeah, I know.
是布莱姆 It's Bram!
是你 It's you.
是我 It's me.
但是那天晚上在聚会上 But that night at the party...
哦 我喝醉 糊涂了 Yeah. I was drunk and confused.
在你撞见我们之后立刻就结束了 And it ended, like, a minute after you saw us.
你还是犹太人 And you're Jewish.
嗯 Yeah.
真酷 Which is cool.
我还是黑人 And I'm black, too.
是同志 And gay.
很疯狂 是吗 It's kind of crazy, huh?
我没想到你会来 I didn't think you'd come.
我也没想到 Me neither.
直到我走向你 我都没有想过 Until I was walking towards you, I didn't think I had it in me.
看到是我 你失望吗 Are you disappointed that it's me?
完全没有 No.
离毕业还有17天
嘿 Hey.
你看河林八卦论坛了吗 Have you seen CreekSecrets?
有六个署名的告白 There are six new confessions, all signed.
听听这个 Listen to this.
我的父母没来看我的表演 "My parents didn't come and see me in Cabaret.
他们不想让我成为演员 They hate that I wanna be an actor.
我不知道他们是否会为我感到骄傲 I don't know if they'll ever be proud of me.
泰勒·梅特涅 Taylor Metternich."
哇 Wow.
你引领了潮流啊 斯皮尔 You're a trendsetter, Spier.
好啦 快上车 我们得出发了 Now, come on, get in the car. We need to go.
- 早安 - 啊 他来了 - Good morning! - Ah, there he is!
早安 西蒙 早啊 孩子 Morning, Simon. Top of the morning, kid.
这是什么 What's this?
- 诺拉的新品 - 哦 椰汁 Nora's specialty. Mm, coconut?
对 你看起来不错啊 Yeah. You look good.
- 玩得愉快 宝贝 - 你也是 Have a good day, honey. You too.
- 好吃吗 - 好吃 Is it good? It's delicious.
* 我将找到一条路 通向你狂野的心 * * I will find anyway to your wild heart *
- 拜拜各位 - 什么 你不吃吗 I'll see you guys. What, you're not gonna eat?
拜 西蒙 Bye, Simon.
BGM：Wild Heart - Bleachers
* 他们登上我家的窗户 我家的门口 * * They boarded up the windows and the doors to my house *
早安 兄弟 Mornin'. Hey, buddy.
* 永远不会有人读到 我谎言的信笺 * * No one will ever read the letters of the lies that I told *
* 那些年 我改变了歪曲的内心 * * From the years I was changed my crooked hearts *
早安 嘿 Good morning. Hey!
过得怎样 莉娅 How you doin', Leah?
* 为什么他们一定要如此对待我们 * * Why did they have to go and do us like that *
很好 很好 Pretty good. Pretty good.
* 为何他们要远离梦想 远走高飞 * * Why did they have to go and run from the dream far away *
* 我们会到达 那里是坟墓吗 * * We'll be there, was that grave? *
嘿 Hey!
* 我将找到一条路 * * I will find anyway *
嘿 Hey.
* 现在一切都变了 * * Now everything has changed *
* 而我无法分辨什么是最重要的 * * and now I can't tell what matters *
- 早安 - 早安 Morning. Morning.
* 我将找到一条路 通向你狂野的心 * * I will find anyway to your wild heart *
大家都坐好啦 Everybody in?
嗯 Yes. Oh, yeah.
很好 天气真不错 All right, it's too beautiful a day,
* 你狂野的心 * * Your wild heart *
所以我想带大家来个小小的冒险 so I think I'm gonna actually take us on a little adventure.
* 你狂野的心 * * Your wild heart *
耶 呜 Yes! Woo!
正合我意 That's exactly what I need!
对 冒险 Yeah, adventure!
* 你狂野的心 * * Your wild heart *
* 我们初见时一切都风平浪静 * * When we met everything seemed all right *
* 我转身在人行道上唱歌 * * I turn and sing on the sidewalk *
* 歌声就刺透月光 * * Cut straight through the moonlight *
* 我喜欢那些赖床的日子 * * I loved those days we didn't get out of bed *
* 你的味道在我嘴里 你奇怪的声线在我脑海里 * * Left your taste in my mouth your strange voice in my head *
* 噢 我多想再听一次啊 * * Oh I wanna hear it again *
* 期待我们被一首情歌打动 * * Expect that we're caught in a love song *
* 那么响亮 哦耶 * * So loud, oh, yeah *
* 不是什么老掉牙的情歌 * * No not so typical love song *
* 因为它一次次令我们伤痛 * * 'Cause it hurt us again and again *
* 所以告诉我你真的需要我 * * So say that I really need you *
* 那么迫切 哦耶 * * So bad, oh, yeah *
* 不是什么老掉牙的情歌 * * No not so typical love song *
* 因为它一次次令我们伤痛 * * 'Cause it hurt us again and again *
* 嘿 * * Hey *
* 啦啦啦啦啦 * * La, la, la, la, la *
* 你离开城市去追逐的弹孔 * * You leave the city and chase bullet holes *
* 其实是星光的碎影 * * That's actually starlight *
* 在那些罕见的时刻我们熠熠发光 * * In those rare moments you and I were brilliant *
* 我们都会好好的 * * We were gonna be all right *
* 天 我深爱那些我们起不了床的日子 * * God I loved those days we couldn't get out of bed *
* 你的味道在我嘴里 你的话语回响在我脑海 * * With your taste in my mouth or your words in my head *
* 现在我想再听一遍 * * And now I wanna hear it again *
* 期待我们被一首情歌打动 * * Expect that we're caught in a love song *
* 那么响亮 哦耶 * * So loud, oh, yeah *
* 不是什么老掉牙的情歌 * * No not so typical love song *
* 因为它一次次令我们伤痛 * * 'Cause it hurt us again and again *
* 所以告诉我你真的需要我 * * So say that I really need you *
* 那么迫切 哦耶 * * So bad, oh, yeah *
* 不是什么老掉牙的情歌 * * No not so typical love song *
* 因为它一次次令我们伤痛 * * 'Cause it hurt us again and again *